The Goober

SHADOW PUPPET SHADOW PUPPET

shadow is a gay parrot: the comic

(Y'ALL I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TITLE THIS I'M SORRY LMAO)

i feel like my stomach is splitting holy shit

(guys don’t be like me and drink coffee when your not supposed to because you will EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR ASS)

my queer, neurodivergent ass when The Umbrella Academy ends with, "you were born wrong, every bad thing that has happened to you is your fault, and the only way the world can be good and safe is if you are eradicated from existence"

Have I been rewatching this scene all day?

Maybe……

i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail i want a tail

He's the ultimate lifeform btw

UZI DON'T LEAVE ME HERE UZIIIIIIIIII

I GOT A KHOSHEKH PLUSHIEE!!

"I don't want ppl to think I'm cringe—" NO. you go draw yourself smooching that fictional character RIGHT NOW. they LOVE YOU. be FREE. you have an entire community of ppl who support you, now shoo, go write that drabble!