Omg This Is So Effin' Cuteeee!

MORE JASON F1 AU

I imagine him as the cockiest one on the track because hes a nepo baby so he has to be the best or its just embarrassing.

"He slipped"

Batman (1940) issue 424

Luke and Owen swordfiighting:

Owen: Ha! You fight like my sister!

Luke: I've fought your sister, that's a compliment!

“At some point, we all have to choose between what the world wants you to be and who you are.”

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Problem: Jason Statham has 2 decades on Vanessa Kirby and yet in a flashback in Hobbs & Shaw their characters are shown as being close in age.

Easy solution: Hattie is aging incredibly well & is much older than she appears

Funny solution: Deckard is actually in his mid thirties and is aging like pure shit because his life is hell and the stress is causing him to shrivel up like an apple doll

tony stark discovers a new element (2/2)

Deckard: *Tries to turn on the lights* Luke! You forgot to pay the electricity bill!

Luke: Isn’t it Owen’s turn?

Owen: I don’t even live here

Luke: Our fridge says otherwise

Owen:

Owen is a freeloader and Luke doesn't hesitate to call him out on it

Disney just launched a teaser trailer for Encanto, and I am in love! The story takes place in Colombia 🇨🇴 (where my family's from!) and follows a young woman named Mirabel who doesn't have any powers, despite the rest of her family having them.

The trailer looks absolutely beautiful with bright colours and music. The characters look so cool. And MIRABEL LOOKS JUST LIKE ME! 😭 It feels so good to be able to see my culture being represented so stunningly, without gangs or cartels being involved. It's amazing that I know have a Disney character that LOOKS LIKE ME. Her big nose and short curly hair with tanned skin, AND CULTURAL CLOTHES! And the diversity in this movie is on point too! 'Cuz I noticed a cute little black kid and I think there was a white character as well, alongside a couple tanned (probably indigenous descendant) kids as well. Which is nice because it acknowledges Colombia's native and black populations, who are at the center of Colombia's culture! Overall, I can't wait for this movie!

I just had a thought.

imagine being the Batgirl to Jason's Robin, and the two of you had grown up together, surviving in Crime Alley.

then, when Jason followed Batman to Switzerland, you followed, being partners in every sense of the word. wherever he went, you went, and vice versa.

imagine being in that warehouse - you bleeding out from a knife wound, your consciousness dimming, and Jason brutally injured by a crowbar, his breathing labored.

imagine his desperate words telling you to stay awake, to not leave him.

imagine his body trying to curl around yours as best he could, trying (and failing) to cover you from the impending explosion.

imagine you dying, 10 seconds before the bomb went off. 10 seconds that Jason spent alone in that warehouse before his own life ended. alone with your lifeless body.

I wonder what happens after you're both resurrected by the pit.

“Childhood means simplicity. Look at the world with the child’s eye - it is very beautiful.” –Kailash Satyarthi