The Post Plus Protest Is Coming! Updated Edition

This just makes Alastor more likeable for me, it makes me be able to sympathize with him, understand him more, yes, he's a demon, but he's also a human, if you get what I'm saying. He's not just a sadistic freak. He feels emotions, he breaks character, and he has weaknesses, all like humans do. Like every character in Hazbin. I can't imagine how weak he felt in that scene when he was almost about to die, having barely escaped. He is craving freedom. He wants it oh so bad that he's going insane. Beautifully written character.

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Ayo! Shaw siblings Soulmates AU where they can visit each other in their dreams please?

AHHHH!! THIS ISNT A DRILL! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING! AHHHH

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS I LOVE-

Ahem. Sorry about that 😅

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When his younger siblings had been born, Deckard had been the happiest child in all of London, possibly the world in his opinion

He loved Owen and Hattie immeasurably and would do anything for them. Even fight off dragons, or knights, or clowns, or any creepy crawly that came for them

And that's what he found himself doing most nights when he was a teenager

He didn't know when he discovered he and his siblings could walk into each other's dreams, but he used the ability to make sure they only had pleasant ones

Both Owen and Hattie dreamed of adventures and doing dangerous and heroic things with each other. It was an often occurrence for Deckard to find them sharing each other's dreams without realizing it

He always knew which one was which. Owen's dreams would be filled with music he had heard recently and become obsessed with. While Hattie's always had the presence of nobility or a friendly monster

He rarely let his siblings into his own dreams. They didn't need to see the much more realistic nightmares he endured

Running from child eating clowns was a lot different from running from their father weilding his belt

And he didn't want to scar them when he began to have more adult dreams as he grew older. He would have to teach them how to stay out of each other's dreams when they got to that age too

As they all grew, they still shared their dreams but were confident in being able to have their own without their siblings interfering

But it became a godsend when Deckard was gone at boot camp and then missions for the military. He again kept any type of horrifying imagery away from them, not needing them to worry. Luckily his younger siblings were simply excited to talk to him rather than learn about what he was going through

This went on for years as all three started to find their own paths in life. They enjoyed talking to each other in their dreams, sharing their waking with each other

Until it all came crashing down

When Deckard had to flee from MI6, Hattie refused to meet him in their dreams. Instead demanding a face to face explanation

All that had ended up happening was Hattie spitting in his face and declaring her separation from their family

Whenever he dreamed, Deckard could still feel Hattie's dreams, they were just barely there on the horizon of his subconscious. But he never dared going close

Hattie already hated him and would hate him even more if he invaded her dreams

He found that he never wanted to dream again

Deckard started to take medication to silence him dreams. And on the rare occasions he did dream, he could tell Hattie and Owen were doing the same as him

It went on for years

Until one day

The day Owen wouldn't stop dreaming

Whenever Deckard would drift asleep, he could feel Owen's dreams bombarding him, almost demanding attention. Deckard had no idea why he was doing it all of a sudden

Until he finally gave in and visited his brother's dreams for the first time in a long time

Owen was wandering through a jungle, music blaring all around him

He looked relieved, but also frightened whdn Deckard showed up

"What's going on, Oh?" Deckard shouted over the music

"I can't wake up."

That's when Deckard learned his little brother had ended up in a coma

Deckard stopped taking medication, instead, comforting Owen every time he fell asleep. It was heartbreaking to see Owen trapped in his own mind

He carefully kept any dreams or thoughts of revenge away from Owen's dreams. Those were for Deckard alone

And then any dreams of facing the harsh life of prison were carefully kept from him as well. Including dreams containing the wrong use of handcuffs and certain Samoan

Deckard knew exactly when Owen woke up. It was almost a relief not to feel Owen's dreams pounding against his

And that's when Luke Hobbs ended up back in his life and dreams

Together, Owen and Deckard dreamed of revenge against Cipher, but Deckard kept his celebrations to himself in his own dreams. Owen didn't need nightmares about Deckard being pinned down in the throws of passion

Some time later, Deckard found himself back with Hobbs, and then Hattie was thrown back into his life

There was an unspoken rule between them that they wouldn't sleep at the same time as they tried to find a solution around the Snowflake

Until Deckard nearly fainted on the plane ride to Samoa, Hattie dozing on his shoulder

He could feel their dreams almost brushing up against each other, but didn't dare take that one step needed to combine them. Owen stayed suspiciously wake during all of this time

It wasn't until after Deckard had passed out after defeating Brixton did he feel his dreams being entered

It wasn't the first time he dreamed of Brixton and it wouldn't be the last. Thrashed in his dream, trying to knock the man off him as he choked the life out of Deckard

Taunts and insults spilled from Brixton's mouth as Deckard grew weaker and weaker against his hands. Tears rushed down Deckard's cheeks as he felt himself accept those words

"Deck."

Suddenly, Deckard wasn't in his dream anymore

He was laying on top of a hill he and his siblings used to play at when they visited their grandfather

Sitting up, Deckard met Hattie's eyes

Tears ran down her cheeks as well as she rushed into his arms and hugged him tight

That night, Deckard wasn't afraid to dream

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I hope you enjoyed friend!

Luke: say those three words

Deckard: I love you

Luke: I love you, too. But try again

Deckard:

Luke:

Deckard: I will behave

Luke: there we go

Queer Mexicana 🇲🇽

My favorite house paring is a slytherin and a gryffindor think of the power couple. They would rule everything and keep each other in check

Slytherin: So, quittage captain, huh? Took you long enough. I'll finally have some good competition for my team.

Gryffindor: you really ready to give up your streak? Aw babe you do care.

Hello Omni! Ik Friday was yesterday, so you can answer whenever. What do you think Owen did to get dishonourbly discharged? And did he do it on purpose?

I was actually thinking about this lately, and I am in firm belief that Owen absolutely, 100% did it on purpose

I like to think that Owen only left the military when Deckard was framed and on the run

Owen was seeing red

MI6 came around and interrogated Owen, trying to find Deckard, but he didn't know anything. Seeing these people hunting his brother down like a dog had Owen wanted to burn the world down

And that's what he did

He only did enough planning to get enough bombs and know where to place them

Owen stormed into MI6 and set the place ablaze

You do not mess with a Shaw, not unless you want to get burned

Owen went full John Wick on MI6. They lost a lot of good agents

Of course, this meant that the military had to discharge Owen cause he's now an international criminal

And from there, Owen didn't look back. He continued to terrorize MI6 for years while pulling heists

Thanks for the question friend!

The fact that Luke Hobbs and Deckard Shaw didn’t have a big reunion embrace and finally pay off on all of that sexual tension is the biggest crime in the Fate of the Furious movie.

i just realized… 

why cant we get another “film by peter parker” in quarantine. 

SPIDER-MAN: STAYING HOME 

thank you. goodbye

LITERALLY Scarecrow and Mad Hatter. Like. It's them. Literally.