Thank God it's Friday. So I have two requests. Request #1: Can I have a Rowen where Roman and Owen are secretly dating and get caught by Deckard with Deckard threatening Roman and Owen calling him out on being with Hobbs
Roman wiggled through the window and fell to the floor, letting out a grunt of pain
"Shh! Be quiet! I can't let Deck know you're here." Owen hissed at him in the dark
Roman simply rolled his eyes
Why did he have to get with a guy who was too lazy to find his own place and decided we to live with a brother that probably wouldn't approve of their relationship
Standing up, Roman groped around for Owen or anything to tell him how to navigate safely around the room. Feeling Owen's arm, Roman moved closer to him and whispered
"Tell me again why we aren't just staying in a hotel?"
"Cause most of my stuff's here and I don't want to leave wearing the same clothes tomorrow."
"I swear, I can just buy you new stuff. It'd be much better than us literally sneaking into your brother's apartment!"
Roman felt like a teenager again. Sneaking into his boyfriend's parents, well brother in this case, house just to see his boyfriend
"Stop whining. You get to sleep with me, what's a better reward than that?"
"Keeping my head cause you know your brother's going to kill me when he finds me here."
"He's not going to find you."
"And what about him killing me?"
"I can't guarantee that. But I'll try to stop him."
"Love you too, babe," Roman said dryly
Suddenly, he felt Owen's lips on his cheek
"Love you too. Now shut up and get in bed."
The sun was shining and Deckard could vaguely hear the cars down below as he woke up. He could feel Luke's arms still wrapped around him as he slowly got his bearings
Turning in Luke's arms, Deckard kissed him awake and smiled as Luke kissed back, albeit sleepily
"Monring, love." Deckard whispered
"Morning."
"Want a shower first? I'm going to make breakfast." Deckard said, kissing him again
Luke let out a moan and pulled from the kiss
"Breakfast sounds great."
Slipping out of Luke's arms, Deckard headed towards the kitchen and stopped dead in his tracks
There shouldn't be any dishes in the sink.
"Owen." Deckard hissed to himself
He had been hoping Owen wouldn't be back from his latest heist and would let him and Luke have their short time together
Especially since his little brother didn't know he was dating the DSS agent
Sighing, Deckard turned around and headed towards Owen's room. Better to make sure he was asleep so he coukr sneak Luke out
Gently knocking on the door, Deckard wasn't surprised to not hear anything. Owen could sleep through almost anything
Opening the door, Deckard peaked his head in and was met with the panic filled eyes of one Roman Pearce
"What the bloody hell!"
Owen jerked up, wide awake at Deckard's yell.
And just in time as Deckard seemed to pull a knife out of thin air and started advancing on Roman
"Deck! It's not what it looks like!"
Deckard glared at him and Owen cringed
"Ok, yes. It is what it looks like. But come on! He's not that bad!"
"Hey!" Roman shouted in resentment
"You, quiet." Deckard hissed at Roman and turned back to Owen. "I swear Owen, are you fifteen again? Hiding your boyfriends from me?"
"No! I just didnt think you'd approve!"
"And I don't!"
"Um. Is everything ok?" A voice asked from the doorway
Three heads swiveled to look at Luke, who was sheepishly looking into the room, a towel wrapped around his waist and body still wet from the shower
"I heard shouts and wanted to check if everything was ok."
"What the bloody hell is he doing here?" Owen rounded on Deckard
Head in hands, Deckard didn't answer. He was too focused on deciding on whether or not to laugh or cry at the situation
Roman and Luke could only share looks of sympathy as they realized what kind of hole they had dug themselves into
Hope you enjoy friend!
Roman to GenderFluid!Owen: Do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?
Owen: Since you ate my burrito, today you have an enemy.
YES! The adventures of Roman navigating Owen's gender! I LOVE IT!! And pissing Owen off because he ate his food. Wtf is wrong with you Roman?!
Roman: hey, baby boy-
Owen: no
Roman: baby girl?
Owen: nah
Roman: baby?
Owen: yes. Am baby
a/n: it has been long-awaited, i know! i’ve been posting the characters and their backstories, but this has been anticipated! i’ve always been a big fan of action movies, and the “fast and furious” series is a favorite (close second to mission impossible, not gonna lie). anyway, i really hope you guys enjoy this teaser, i made it extra long so it would hopefully hype up some anticipation for the first chapter!! please reblog and spread it so more people can read the series! enjoy lovelies! (:
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mcu + incorrect quotes 4/?
Part 1
Sitting next to Letty in a booth across from the two strange men, Owen gnawed on his bottom lip. He had no idea what to think about the men
They had introduced themselves as Roman and Tej, being fairly friendly towards Owen
He didn't want to admit it, but Owen knew that neither would hurt him. Especially Roman, who was actually really funny
And had some really shiny jewelry
So shiny in fact, Owen got lost looking at the man's watch when Letty ran a hand through his hair
Blinking, Owen frowned up at her
"What do you want to eat, sweetheart?" She smiled kindly
Looking down at the menu again, Owen pointed a large burger
"Please?"
"You sure you can eat that much?" Letty raised an eyebrow
Owen puffed out his chest
"Deck says I'm like a black hole!" He wasn't sure what his brother meant by that, but be took pride in it nonetheless
"People say the same thing about me, too, buddy!" Roman laughed
"Got that right." Tej mumbled from where he was looking at his own menu
While Roman had been very friendly and had a very shiny watch, Owen was a bit more interested in the small device Tej occasionally would bring it
Owen had seen the large blocky mobile phone his mother used, but the thing Tej had was completely different. It was sleek and didn't seem to have any visible buttons
Owen wanted it
Soon enough, a server came around and took their orders, sending a kind smile to Owen. He nodded back politely
"Oh?"
"Yeah, Let?"
"What's the last thing you remember?" She asked softly
Owen frowned and bit his bottom lip again in thought
"I was at my grandpa's house and he just said good night, but I wasn't sleepy. So, I was really quiet so I wouldn't wake Deck and snuck into Hatt's room. I've been reading her my favorite book!" Owen said the last part with pride. His teachers said he was one of the best readers in the class
"Who's Hatts?"
"My little sister!"
Letty stared at him with wide eyes
Owen stiffened. Did he say something wrong? That happened sometimes when he was meeting with his parents' friends. It never ended well for him
But Letty's expression changed quickly as a smiled appeared on her lips again
"What else do you remember?"
"Well, I had been reading but felt really sleepy. So, me and Hatts fell asleep. And then I woke up cold and wet. And met you." Owen said quietly
Letty nodded at him and looked about to ask something else when their food arrived. When Owen's eyes landed on his, he felt his stomach rumble
He was so hungry, he didn't notice the looks the adults were sending him as he finished off almost all the food
Now full, he watched the adults work on their food much more slowly. Well, except for Roman. He was already ordering a second meal
"Let?" Owen tugged on her sleeve
"Yes, Oh?"
"May I be excused to go to the loo?"
"Sure. It's just right over there. Do you want me to go with you?"
Owen shook his head quickly. He didn't need anyone. He was old enough
Without looking back, Owen walked towards the restroom and saw a man holding a device just like Tej's. It wouldn't be hard at all to steal it
As he stepped into the restroom, Owen's eyes flickered around
If he left the restroom, Letty would see him and he would only have a small amount of time to make it to the front door of the restaurant. And that wasn't taking into account of someone stopping him
Looking up, Owen saw a window above one of the stalls. It looked low enough for him to reach
And to make things even more perfect, a man was leaving the other stall. It only took a small bump and a quiet "excuse me, sir", and Owen had his own little device
Locking the stall door behind him, Owen let a smirk spread across his young face. Far too easy
In less than a minute, Owen had the window open and was wiggling out of it. He landed on a large garbage bin and found himself in the alley behind the restaurant
Smirking even more, Owen made his way out of the alley and onto the familiar streets of London
“And it is up to you to decide if you want to be remembered, or disappear without a trace, like a pitiful grain of sand into a dessert of insignificance. To put it plainly. Get your shit together and sort out your priorities.”
JOJO RABBIT (2019) dir. Taika Waititi
Luke: What does “take out” mean to you?
Deckard: Food.
Hattie: Date.
Owen: Murder.
Magdalene: All three if you’re not a coward.
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Words cannot describe how much I adore this drabble!
Mama Shaw comparing Lukard’s compatibility to Rattie and Rowen, Owen defending his boyfriend’s honor with “he’s funny”, Letty being the only one in the crew who’s acceptable, the crew being absolutely hopeless, Mama Shaw nagging about her kids needing more training, Deckard being the only one of his siblings who’s still sharp, Owen whining, Owen and Hattie protecting their lovable yet vulnerable partners, THE REALIZATION THAT THE SHAW SIBS HAVE GONE SOFT BECAUSE OF THE TORETTO CREW AND THEIR PARTNERS!!!
Asdfghjkl I love this so much! Thank you Omni! 💞💞💞
Hello again Omni! And happy Friday! I got an idea: what if Mama Shaw tagged along on a Nobody mission? Imagine: her critiquing everything her kids do, complaining about the team, and judging her children's partners.
Hello again friend! Sorry for the later response, I had to plan out some lesson plans with my teaching group
This is such a fun idea!! Mama Shaw would be her kids' ultimate critic!
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Narrowing her eyes, Queenie Shaw watched from above as Toretto's crew worked to take down the small army of goons that were trying to keep them from their chosen target
The man was an international hacker who had fled the country when he stole top secret information
Mixed in the crowd, she could see her three children all fighting
Owen looked far too gleeful as he kept goons away from his little boyfriend, Pearce. Owen fought off the men and women with abandon as Pearce tried to throw a punch or two at the people who rarely got through Owen's guard
Meanwhile, Hattie was off in the corner, protecting Ramsey as she had a hacking battle with their target. She seemed full immersed in her computer battle while Hattie never once left her side
But it was Deckard and Luke at the center of the fighting that caught Queenie's eye
The two men worked off each other spectacularly
Back to back, they protected each other and traded weapons when needed. It was almost as if they were reading each other's minds as they went through enemy after enemy
Queenie was immensely proud of her children, but they would need improvements. They had all seemed to become a bit sloppy when fighting
She would need to have have train properly with a master she chose
Viewing the crew they were fighting alongside of, Queenie could see why they were getting sloppy
None or Toretto's crew knew how to fight. Even though Ortiz had obvious training, it was a mix of different arts. Maybe she could convince the younger woman to join her children's training
But the rest of the crew was hopeless in Queenie's eyes
Why her children even stuck with the crew was beyond her comprehension
Shaking her head, Queenie left them to their fight. She needed a strong cuppa
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"Mum, we don't need more training!" Owen whined
They were back at Nowhere, sitting across their mother in a room she had commandeered. None of Nobody's agents had gone against the Shaw matriarch
"With what I saw today, you need it." She said firmly
Deckard sighed
He thought they were past their mother managing them
"We're fine mum." He tried to convince her
"You are still on top of your game, Dex, but your siblings need a refresher. And you know they won't learn if you're not there."
"Oi!" Hattie hissed. "My fighting skills are perfectly fine!"
"Trust me, you need more." Queenie sniffed and then pointed her cup at both Owen and Hattie. "And we need to discuss your partners."
"What?" Owen's voice dropped dangerously
"Don't you start." Queenie warned. "Hatts, your Ramsey is a smart tart, but she needs to learn how to protect herself while hacking. You can do it, so can she. And Oh. Why are you with that bloke? Hes more bark than bite!"
"He's funny." Owen mumbled, not wanting to admit anything about Roman's fighting style
"Jokes aren't going to save his hide in a fight. You should be with someone who can have you back, like Hobbs has Dex's."
Deckard glanced over at Owen and could visibly see his little brother's anger boiling over
Sighing once again, Deckard stood to make more tea
They would need it
~~~
I hope you enjoyed friend!
Actually im not done thinking about codotverse Riddler's Super 50. Do you know how interesting I think it is that he has and drives around a 1949 Super 50? I think it's so fascinating and intriguing and I'm going to try to put it into words
1949 Buick Super 50s are collectors items right? Buick and other car enthusiasts jump at the bit to get their hands on one, because it was the first time in years that buick had produced a brand new design for their cars, and they only sold it for a year. I consider this design to be very classy, sleek, and very dramatic. All things I would also consider mr riddler.
Now what I find most interesting is that he actually drives it around. I dont know how common it is for collectors to drive their cars about town, I assume common enough because you cant really just let it sit there otherwise it can become damaged, but also you cant really drive them around too much bc theres a higher risk of external damage as well. So probably they just drive it around the block once a month. But I dont think collectors will drive their 1949 super 50 across country. That's FAR too much of a risk to damage. But Riddler did! He drove it all the way to georgia and Minesota! He actually uses it like a car and not like a glass figure. (I assume. granted i dont think there was any reference to him driving the 50 specifically but that is the only car that has ever been mentioned and when he's scolding Query and Echo he refers to them taking care of his car in the singular so I'm assuming thats his only car)
It's like he wants to be seen as classy, and I would say even gentlemanly as shown by him having said car and his 1866 Derringer (things I personally think are classy and gentlemanly), but then breaks and distorts that image by using these items with their original intended use instead of preserving them. It feels like hes intentionally breaking the 'rules'. Probably mostly to show off, but also it makes a statement about his whole mindset of refusing to be controlled and not wanting to be forced into place. So he acts out even in the smallest and most insignificant ways. idk. I lost my train of thought.
Anyway i just think its interesting that he went through all the trouble to get this cool car then kind of break the 'rules' with it.
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