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Jason is actively trying to hook up Alfred with any nice lady he comes across with, and you would think with how many old ladies he can cross paths with and the answer would shook you. It could be the ones he chats with at the library, the supermarket, or that lady that he helped to cross the street, or the ones that he helps to carry their groceries back home or back to their cars.

The thing is that he is playing match maker (and he loves it) and always puts a nice word for Alfie (you know he's just gushing about how amazing he is, he always mentions that he is a british gentleman and such a wonderful cook). He comes to the manor every two weeks with a bunch of phone numbers but Alfred always brushes it off or if Jason is being more persistent about how he has been single for as long as he remembers Alfred would comment back and say "whenever you take your own advice and start dating someone I might consider it myself" and Jason just goes silent and drops the subject.

Today on my cats being silly:

He stretch!

Before vs After Adoption

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"Elderly Palestinian couple looking at their former home, now occupied by a couple from Brooklyn. 🇵🇸" [@/RamAbdu on X. April 4th, 2024.]

alternatives to debates we should use more often in elections

candidates have to take a standardized test about government, economics, and current events. no cheating. their answers are published.

candidates have to draw countries out of a hat and play model UN together

candidates have to play as contestants in a political version of the old game show “The Dating Game”, with a random citizen serving as the “single” person looking for their representative match

candidates are given a simulation problem to solve in a limited time, with real political allies and experts potentially on call for them to reach out to. at the end of the time limit all candidates propose their solutions.

candidates have to take a conflict resolution seminar live on stage, and do team building exercises together

a debate, but like in debate club where the candidates don’t know which side they have to argue until the moderator tells them

candidates each have to participate in an “undercover boss” scenario where they do a normal job for a week. the normal job is selected by an independent panel and secret from the candidate until they show up in makeup

a one-shot d&d session

Don't forget about the Palestinians.

Don't forget about them now.

Don't forget about them tomorrow.

Don't forget about them in a week from now.

Don't forget about them in a month.

Don't forget them next year.

Don't forget them in 5 years.

When the history books start to update, don't let them put lies in there.

When documentaries come out, boycott the ones who call this a victory for Israel.

When books release talking about soldier's personal experiences with Palestine, remember the victims. Remember the truth.

Don't forget about what we've seen.

Don't forget about what we've heard.

Don't let them tell lies about Palestine.

Don't forget about the Palestinians when the world tries to make this go away.

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