Latest Posts by marshroomstar - Page 2

u got games on ur phone?

tourist attractions

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

*touches ground* something happened here

marius

Etho, trying to find additional people he can call on to flip his enderporter if he gets exiled: I should probably pay Joel. Tango: Joel? Joel's gonna charge you SO MUCH- No, don't- Don't get Joel to be your button-pusher. Bdubs: He actually doesn't care about you very much. We love you so much, we'd do it for free. Tango: Yeah! Joel would be like, 'That's gonna cost you'- Etho: - He secretly cares. He just doesn't want to show it on camera, you know. Tango: Well, yeah... It HAS been a while since he's built an idol to you, so...

1:39:40 of Tango's "Hermitcraft - The Fishing Tournament!" (x)

something something thirdlife desertduo is very fengqing something something permit polycule is very xianle quartet something something i have brainworms something something probably autism too

i made grumbot plushie sling bags, if you even care

I love the difference in brother in law relationships between Wei Wuxian and Lan Xichen, and Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng so much. It’s like:

Lan Xichen: my brother in law? I find him absolutely delightful. A little high spirited, but loves my brother and is just what he needs in life. I’ve been trying to get them together for over 16 years now.

Wei Wuxian: Zewu Jun? So much respect for him. Literally the chillest guy I know. Plays the flute, like me. Top 3 nicest people I’ve ever met. Doesn’t hate me, unlike Lan Zhan’s uncle.

Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng: prick.

Guess who finally read SVSSS

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

This is how Shen yuan learned English for sure

*please hold playing in the background*

just watched Grian's video from yesterday where he ends it by saying that Cleo is gonna return any second now, but also Cleo just tweeted that they're still a hundred thousand blocks away, which results in the hilarious mental image of permit office!Grian standing in front of a nether portal for fourteen hours, occasionally looking at his watch and saying "aaany second now", entirely unmoving.

permit office: sending one of their own men to exile to cause chaos and unrest in an attempt to justify the existence of the permit office and the poepoe

cleo: riding a horse for 4 days straight on the nether roof to quit exile out of pure spite

doc and xisuma: traveling to and from exile to sell things/help the exiled hermits

the rest of the server: hiding their beds, creating bunkers, doing their best to not get exiled

meanwhile, mumbo: fan go whirrrrrrrrr

No matter how much you dislike your own writing, I promise you it’s better than AI

love found in the goodtimeswithscar zombie exhibit gas station

it's over, scar.

This is funny because i saw fully functional and didnt even think about this aspect of it, so now the question is can they??

full- fully functional??? they can murder???

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

The stage actor was fussing with his hair so much and it was PERFECT. Peak Jin Ling. Respect to actors who understand the assignment.

Somewhere, Jin Zixuan is proud. (Probably.)🦚🎀

May I suggest a geminislay warmup doodle?

slay

Ghastlings are so cute we all should kill oursrlves idk

Thank you Derek, menswear guide, for reminding me why paying more to be free advertising for brands is dumb.

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

There's just something about the fact that desert duo and renchanting so similar and opposite

Grian and Scar are the desert, the hottest day of summer, the burning sun, the cacti, isolation, loyalty born from guilt but never tested, being equals

Meanwhile Ren and Martyn are the forests, the coldest night of winter, the freezing moon, the trees, comradery, loyalty freely given but confirmed in blood, one above the other