Uh Oh! Uh Oh!

"Caramelldansen" is a 3 minute 30 seconds long song released in 2001 by Swedish band "Caramell" in 2006 a "nightcore" remix of was created by speeding the song up 19.838% this remix has largely replaced the original in the general consciousness. Last week your cousin, who shall remain unnamed, made a "daycore" remix of said remix by slowing it down 20%

What is the length of your cousins remix?

why didn't they name my cousin

Thinking serenely about the time I proposed that in the world of Star Trek, extremely online Klingons are loosely organized into violently opposing camps based on whether they consider it appropriate to post fanfiction where someone behaves dishonorably

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

Dana just posted some old art of hers!!!

If I had a nickel for every time a character voiced by Keston John was shipped with a neurodivergent inventor with a predominantly purple color palette I would have two nickels

Polearm, velocity, and organ.

Weirdly, they got me

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

My favorite thing about Star Trek is explaining to people who aren't familiar with it exactly how unrepentantly horny it is.

"what do you mean star trek invented the fuck or die trope?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SECOND SEASON?"

They don't even know about Risa the pleasure planet yet 😭 or all the human-alien hybrid characters. Rip Gene Roddenberry you would've loved AO3.

the thing you need to understand is that mario is not a young skinny guy. mario is a kindly old uncle to me. and he's fat, and thats fine. like. he's like an uncle who would babysit you as a kid and he never yells at you and would make you the best plate of spaghetti you've ever had, and when he leaves you can't wait to see him again. he loves going on adventures and he loves his brother and he loves the mushroom kingdom. and like he's a silent character in the RPGs but (to me) in the sense that he's just a quiet, humble guy who prefers to listen and when you're talking you can tell that he's listening and he cares. if you got interrupted in mid-sentence by someone else, mario would ask you to carry on where you left off when there was a chance. if you were walking in a group and you had to stop to tie your shoe, and everyone else went on without you, mario would wait for you patiently. i dont mind if you ship him and peach but to me he doesnt rescue her because of romantic love, he's just a good guy who wants to help out. this is my truth. mario is not Crisp Rat. mario is a nice older man and i stand by this. i love you mario mario.