I Know The Meme Is Dead, But…

I asked my mom to rate some composers

disclaimer: she is a tiny Chinese lady and literally cannot tell a violin sound from a piano

Mozart: “So nice and simple. It makes my heart settled. 不慌张。”

Beethoven: “What is it you kids say? I am shook? Yes, I am very shaken.”

Bach: “There is a lot going on here.”

Chopin: “Wow, very nice! It sounds messy, but a lovely messy. I think it really is a Fantastic Impromptu!”

Liszt: “真的好厉害哦, I never knew the piano could be played in this way. I think I will have bad dreams tonight”

Bartók: “Originally, I thought what is this no-head-no-tail garbage. But now, I quite like it.”

Rachmaninoff: “Stop playing this, I don’t like it. Really, I don’t understand how you can listen to this while you study.”

Tchaikovsky: “Very nice very nice. Wow look, the violinist is so cute, he’s playing with his eyes closed!”

Schubert: “He picks all the right notes.”

Mahler: “Too loud, I can feel the trumpet ringing around in my ears. 吵死了, turn it off or I won’t be helping you with your math tonight.”

Debussy: “Mmm. I like this one. So relaxing, it just makes me want to go to a spa. That reminds me, I need to book a facial.”

Woman Boho

Dear God,

I humble myself before you.

Be with me, God.

Watch over, protect and guide me.

God, help me to be satisfied.

Work miracles in me and perfect the story of my life as only you can, God.

You sent your son to die for us.

Show me the truth & grant us your grace.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

That’s the earth. A ball of water floating in the hands of the sun ☀️

Music trivia!

Okay so it seems like people will call any mallet percussion instrument a xylophone and I’m here to teach you shit.

This is a xylophone. The wood part is thick and it’s high pitched.

This is a marimba. It’s huge and expensive. No like a small one costs over $4,000 (3186.20 euros). The key things are really long and thin.

Now do you see this beautiful instrument? This is called the vibraphone motherfuckers. Or just the vibes. Anyways it sounds amazing. I could marry the sound. Basically, it;s made of metal and you have a pedal to stop it from ringing too long.

This is the glockenphejksdfjkl. I have no idea how to spell it, so lets just call it the orchestral bells. If you hit this shit too loud it can burst your eardrums. 

These are a joke.

Music’s kiss

Anonymouse Are Launching Tiny Shops For Mice In the Streets of Sweden

Unknown initiative called Anonymouse is opening miniature, highly detailed restaurants and food shops all around Malmö, Sweden.

Offering a variety of foods from cheese to nuts, each miniature room is decorated with a vintage flair. The 70×30 cm (about 25×12 inch) stores are also accompanied with posters about upcoming events and mice concerts. Overall, the secretive and impressive street art installations are well thought out and amazingly real. 

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