"A Ship Can Never Truly Love An Anchor." Dude Shut Up. A Ship Without An Anchor Gets Dashed Against The

Queuing this for January too.

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

I’m so glad tumblr doesn’t tell you the amount of users who have seen your post because the thought of being perceived scares me

You ever just stop breathing for a bit and the remember you have to and do so begrudgingly?

every iteration of this meme makes me cackle

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.