Whelp, This Is The Dark Comic I Was Hesitating To Make. I’m Sure You Guys Can See Why Now. Also I Didn’t

Btw much as I love to make fun of twitter and reddit's business decisions, I have 0% trust in tumblr's management to not go a similar route so this is your gentle reminder that you should regularly go to your blog settings to export your blog. That's a fancy way of saying you can download a backup of your blog so if everything goes down you'll still have a backup of your posts & convos.

I can't believe that this shit has to be said in the year of 2023 but if you have nothing positive to say about any ship then stay the fuck out of their tag.

when draco malfoy was born his mother made the smartest decision of her (and his) life

she sent him to live with her cousin

aka an au where sirius raises draco

NO JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY

narcissa knew what lucius was like and refused to have her son raised to be like him so she went to the one person who got out

sirius black

(she would have went to her sister but she had a kid of her own)

and 20 year old sirius was fucking ecstatic because “oh cissy of COURSE i’ll take care of draco thank you for putting your everlasting trust in me”

and sirius always wanted a kid and draco was only a few days old but he was so tiny and remus looked like a dad when holding him and that was it, heart taken

and so, dad!sirius and baby!draco headcanons GO

sirius charmed dracos hair to be dark because “he’s a black goddamit why does he look like lucius so much”

sirius took draco over to the potters for play dates even though harry and draco didn’t get along that well

draco adored prongs and often clung to him whenever they were over

sirius dresses draco up in miniature versions of his outfits for the day, with a matching binkie and everything

sirius took draco for rides on his motorcycle even though remus, james, and lily said it was a bad idea

draco not being able to sleep unless sirius enchanted stars over his crib

draco not being able to sleep anywhere but sirius’ flat (no matter how much he like prongs, he did not stay overnight)

sirius letting draco play and pull on his hair, refusing to cut it because draco cried whenever he did as little as pulled it back into a bun

sirius playing queen records to get draco to calm down from fits

sirius and draco taking naps together instead of sirius getting work done

sirius taking draco to order meetings and everyone being shocked because “when did you have a child sirius?”

sirius accidentally leaving his wand somewhere draco could get it and coming back to find broken picture frames and floating balls

SIRIUS AND JAMES HAVING MINI QUIDDITCH MATCHES WITH HARRY AND DRACO

dracos first christmas, sirius cries and pretends he doesn’t

dracos first word is “pads” and sirius cried again

sirius always sends letters and pictures to narcissa and constantly tells draco stories about his mum

sirius knowing damn well draco would not be a gryffindor and still dressing him up in red and gold

sirius spoiling the hell out of draco, candy, toys, clothes, any and everything

sirius clapping and excitedly cheering when draco takes his first steps

sirius dramtically flooing to remus when draco’s first tooth starts coming in

dracos birthday is always over the top and has tons of balloons and cake and music playing the entire time

draco hating the snow as much as sirius hates the snow, so while james and harry play outside, they pair is snuggled on the couch by the fire

draco has a habit of chewing on his hands and sirius is the only one that can replace it with his binkie without him crying

draco is PICKY and gets that directly from sirius “i cant eat that it’s mushy” black

sirius turning into padfoot because draco absolutely adored dogs

sirius telling draco stories about dragons

SIRIUS CALLING DRACO “BABY DRAGON”

sirius getting a magical dragon tattoo and draco would spend hours looking at it fly on his arm

sirius taking draco to a muggle zoo and of course of all things draco is obsessed with the snakes

he also takes a keen liking to the birds

draco only likes eating fruits and will spit out any and all veggie food he gets

sirius gets an apron that says “paddy” on it and things it’s the most clever thing ever

draco really really likes muggle baby food, puffs, and so does sirius so an entire cabinet is filled with them

sirius goes crazy trying to baby proof the flat when draco starts walking and is beyond frustrated because “can you please not touch everything dragon?”

sirius buying one of those muggle swings and enchanting it to suit dracos mood and draco fucking loves that thing

when they go to restaurants sirius dips his finger in his drink or sauce so draco can have some

sirius wears the baby carrier ALL the time, you’ll never see him without it, even if draco isn’t in it

when draco starts teething, sirius freaks out because draco doesn’t usually cry and now he won’t stop crying and sirius calls lily for help

sirius takes to wearing one of dracos teething toys on a necklace so draco stops stuffing his shirt or his own fingers in his mouth

draco one time chewed on sirius’ wand and that was a disaster and remus decided he’d be in charge of keeping the wands while draco was in his moods

draco didn’t have a special blanket but he did have a special plush dog that sirius got him the day he turned 2 weeks old and draco never went anywhere without it

just. sirius raising draco and being a cute family that’s IT

HAD to make Nikki fanart of my favorite tumblr post. Poor momo..

(They’re both talking in wingdings.. although I guess Sans’s future narration is in English?) Here is part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, and part 5. :}

Hhhhuhhnngnnnng..I’m never doing a huge project like ever AGAIN!! UHG that took forever. I’m so friggin tired and hungry man, I haven’t moved since I woke up because I was determined to get this out today. Anyway it feels like a weight is being lifted off my chest having this thing done. I’m glad I can return to drawing whatever I want without this project looming over my head.

Also, in case anyone is wondering why it seems like Papyrus is drooling all over the place, see this post, face row 6 for your explanation. :]

Also these poor babies. Why do I do this you might ask? I wish I had an answer man, reeeeeally wish I did. I don’t have much else to say, I cant really think of anything. I guess I could point out that Papyrus is still scratched up because he used up all his energy on healing Sans and Gaster really doesn’t have the magic to spare..

Anyway I’ll stop rambling, I hope you all enjoyed this roller coaster ride of emotions! Please exit the carriage to the left, watch your head and have a nice day!  

Rumour: Cale Henituse can be control using money

Noble1: I’ll pay u to join our fraction!

Cale: ……………

Cale: 2 Billion Counds

Noble1: W-w-what………?

Cale: 2.5 Billion Counds

Noble2: W-w-wait! How could u?!

Cale: 3 Billion Counds

Cale: I’ll keep increasing it if u want

Noble1: w-wait…

Noble2: this is not about the small amount!

Cale: 5 Billion Counds

Noble1: f-f-fuc——————

Cale: 10 Billion Counds for cursing in front of my children!

Noble2: w-w-what?! There’s no child here!

Raon: Is he going to say fuc* human?

Cale: ……………

Cale: 15 Billion Counds

Noble1 and Noble2: ……………

Meanwhile…

Pope of the Sun God Church: *shiver

Pope of the Sun God Church: Why do I feel like I’ve gain a new brothers from experience?

———————————————————————————

Cale: So that’s what happen Hyung-nim. u don’t need to worry about the rumour, I’ll always support u 😇

Alberu: …………

Alberu: What do you think Instructor-nim, should I choose the fact that I’m powerful and rich af or my dongsaeng love me bcs of me money?

ChoiHan: *holding back from laughing

ChoiHan: I don’t know, do u want a sweet lie or a painful truth……

Alot of people asked for more Tallest in their human disguises ffff so here ya go hh more under the cut

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I went on tiktok to just watch some silly Odysseus videos but then I mostly saw people going like "Yeah, maybe Odysseus cried on Calypso' island every day but honestly he had that coming after what he did Achilles and Patroclous/Circe!!!" and "Everything that happens in Odyssey is deserved cuz he took Patrochilles to war!!!" and "I feel so bad for Circe and Calypso and Penelope, they deserved better!!!"

For fucks sake I beg you, read anything different from Millers bs and like educate yourself- And please stop goddamn saying that rape victim. deserved it.

Circe probably didn't give a flying fuck, Calypso is a rapist and abuser and Penelope deserved everything she wanted and SHE WANTED ODYSSEUS

I think I've had enough internet for today, imma go wash my eyes with bleach. Anyways sorry for ranting here, i hope you don't mind it lmao

It's alright. I absolutely understand the vents about the whole thing. :'D No one deserves to be a victim of such a thing no matter WHAT they've done. I hope your eyes are okay after the bleach

Like Odysseus does so many fucked up things but Calypso and Circe? He is the victim. Period. It's very clear that Odysseus is in extreme distress on Ogygia. And Circe wasn't some sort of FwB situation. There's fear and numbness in the language he uses when talking about it. There's so much victim blaming and it SUCKS.

While back then it probably wouldn't be considered SA but now? It clearly is.

Even then, Odysseus' journey was kind of about "temptation" or just straight up "Die or get out of my sea." From Poseidon. "I don't want you in my waters so I'm gonna try and give you things that will keep you on land or just kill you."

Immortal goddesses wanting you would be many people's dream come true but not for Odysseus. And I think that's the point. His determination, how he clawed his way back into the arms he never wanted to leave in the first place, is incredible. Many people would've given up and just started a new life but he never would because no life he could ever create would compare to the life he had before. Even if it's different, it's what he's always wanted.

He literally tells Calypso "I'm not stopping until I'm home. I don't care if I suffer more until I do. I'm going home."

“Mighty goddess, do not be angry with me over this. I myself know very well Penelope, although intelligent, is not your match                                          to look at, not in stature or in beauty. But she’s a human being and you’re a god. You’ll never die or age. But still I wish, every moment to get back to my home,                                                       to see the day of my return. And so, even if out there on the wine-dark sea some god breaks me apart, I will go on— the heart here in my chest is quite prepared to bear affliction. I’ve already had so many troubles, and I’ve worked so hard                                  through waves and warfare. Let what’s yet to come be added in with those.”

(Book 5, Johnston)

Circe's a goddess and what happened is nothing like Dionysus and Ariadne and Apollo and Hyacinthus for example. Circe never gave Odysseus a crown of stars and he would never go out of his way to kill 120 people for bothering her. They did not love each other and he can't refuse as she's a goddess.

If you interpret them sleeping together the entire year,(It's only explicitly said that they had sex once so that's what I go with personally.) that doesn't mean he was happy with it! Even then, the whole situation is not what a healthy FwB should look like! I'm asexual and even I know that no one in a FwB situation should have to BEG in any way that basically says "Please let me go or kill me" with supplication!!! The fact that he leaves so quickly he forgets one of his men? The fact that during Elpenor's funeral, he doesn't greet Circe himself? He was avoiding her. Wouldn't he want to get "one last night together" during Book 12 if they were fwb? 🙄

It's bonkers to me that people hate him for being a "cheater" when A.) having multiple lovers wasn't uncommon in Ancient Greece, and B.) the two people he is explicitly said to have "cheated" with, weren't his choice. He wasn't actively searching for pretty women either!!!

As mentioned, while it was common for men to have many lovers, Odysseus never had any listed unlike some of the other men. (not bashing any of them. I'm just making a point in comparison.) He also has no other children besides Telemachus in Homer's works. There's no evidence of him having other lovers other than speculation. (funny enough, I once read somewhere that the reason why Odysseus is so mean is because he doesn't "bond" enough with the other soldiers. 😂)

Does that mean he didn't have other lovers? Technically, Nope! It's just never explicitly stated either way. He has slaves but none were ever said to be concubines or that he sleeps with them. He has deep bonds with his fellow soldiers but that doesn't mean he sleeps with them. That doesn't mean people can't write or talk about him doing so even though it's not mentioned! Just like it also means that someone can write him not doing so as there's nothing that says it either way in Homer's Works! :D

It's fucked up when people say "He didn't try to leave Calypso enough" or something of the like. It just tells you how A.) they didn't read the Odyssey or have piss on the poor reading comprehension or B.) ...you should probably stay away from that person...

With Circe though??? I can understand the confusion but digging deeper and looking at the text, he wasn't having a good time. Or at the very least was walking on Eggshells the whole time. I hate bringing up that essay over and over again but like...I literally wrote everything there.

I also don't like how people take Circe's morally gray-ness away from her. Let her do something fucked up to be fucked up!!! Let her traumatize Odysseus!

Idk, I kind of hate that I'm "known" for this but I relate to this idiot asshole a lot and it means a lot to me that his story, despite what happens to him, has a happy ending :'D

Why is KOSA not trending? This bill aims to take down fandom related sites INCLUDING TUMBLR!!!?? Like we need to get this to #1 on trending and FAST! Please reblog posts on the tags with more resources and spread the word people, this is actually terrifying!!!

Also it doesn’t even end with KOSA, the Earn It Act and many more censorship bills are trying to slip through our legislature and I haven’t seen many people talk about it!

Remember everyone, this isn’t about “protecting children,” because if it was they’d go after actual R34 sites instead of queer people trying to live their damn lives!

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