“So Let Me Get This Straight, You Hijacked This Ship, Killed Over 600 People, Became Ruler Of The Alien

Things you should not comment on:

someone’s weight

someone’s scars

how much or how little they eat

what type of food they eat

the validity of a POCs experience with racism.

the validity of someones (experience with) grief

the validity of someones (experience with) mental illness

whether they’re sure about their gender/sexuality/orientation

*These things? Are none of your business. If they want to disclose something to you they will, you do not need to pry.

Breakfast in Bed

WHAT TEAM?!?!?!?!?!?!

my friend is doing her math and I heard her whisper "why are there letters"

Lmao fuck I’m depressed again

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

I'm so sad that I couldn't go to " Interactive Introverts"