Bruh
because why not.
let me know if you made any of these and want credit/removal.
animated fish divider by @animatedglittergraphics-n-more!
The final troll lineup!
Hector and Helenus' potential dynamic is so funny to me
a few dirkjakes i have lying around. im on act 2, i only know these 2 thru wikis and fandom. see my unbothered by source material interpretation in action
a new troll.... her name is Macabe Scarab and she's a model that wears dresses based on other blood castes (usually Ceruleans) and is based off the rainbow scarab...hence being a rainbow drinker. despite attending a lot of art shows and having a lot of promo of her in cities, she prefers a very private life and staying out of the public eye
if no one else got me I know I can’t stop the loneliness by anri got me
DAVE: dude were kind of giving ketchup and mustard rn
KARKAT: WHAT?
DAVE: yknow like the condiments
KARKAT: CONDOM… MEANT…?
DAVE: oh man dont tell me you guys are rawdogging your roasted tubular barkbeastflesh or whatever the fuck you would call them in trollsylvania
DAVE: just imagining the vantas extended family standing around at a cookout
DAVE: hurling obscenities at one another whilst horking down dry meat nestled betwixt even drier buns made of pulverized wriggler pupa molt
DAVE: roll footage of that over a troll sarah mclaughlin track and the caegars come pouring in
DAVE: anyway back to the first thing
DAVE: it kinda fits our vibe too
DAVE: me being the sweet sexy tangy coulis that every flag waving american wants slathered on their hog this summer
DAVE: shit lets be honest every other season too
DAVE: you being the grainy pungent explosively spicy heterogeneous gunk whose delicate honeylike undertones can only be unlocked by individuals with an acquired taste
DAVE: and lucky for you ive procured the shit outta your sapor
DAVE: theres a poupon joke to be made here somewhere gimme a sec
KARKAT: SOMETIMES I WONDER IF EDUCATING MYSELF MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIVOLOUS, SOFT-BELLIED HUMAN CUSTOMS WOULD SPARE ME AT LEAST AN HOUR PER DAY OF NONSENSISMS SPEWING FORTH FROM YOUR WASTECHUTE DIRECTLY INTO MY NOW CONSTANTLY-OVERSATURATED AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS.
DAVE: not a chance babe
DAVE: you present me with a delectable little seedling of a talking point and ill nurture the bastard regardless of how much background knowledge you possess
DAVE: cultivating entire cropfields worth of witticisms
DAVE: at least fifty seven varieties
(a sort-of redraw of this old post!)
do you ever just... think about the sun, pippin. think about her golden glance... how she lights the world up, well, now is your chance... with the guardians of splendor inviting you to dance. pippin... think about the sun...