Can Someone Hire Me As A Lighthouse Keeper. My Grip On Reality Is Soooo Stable And I Will Behave So Normally

Elon really said “according to my calculations🤓🤓🤓🤓”

Oh also he's coping so fucking hard on the website that he scrubbed the video from because its so embarrassing and pretend8ng it doesn't exist like people aren't linking it directly under rthis reply lmao

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy.

Rump

I too become R̴̠̪̈́̃̿̿̏̀̇̅̊́̆̓̓̕͘͠ḁ̵̢̮̗̀͗̂̏́v̷̛̛̫̺̇̓̂͌̐͛̎̈́̈́̊̚͠e̸̢͍̺̲͉̪̳̰̔͑͑̀͗̐n̵̜̜̟̰̙̹͈̝̲̊̾̽̓͒̆̇̉̉̚̚͝͝ò̸̧̗͖̬̼̣͎͉͇͍̑́̽̽̆ų̵̢̢̨͎̭͕̣̥͖̹̭̪̯̔̇̿̄̍͊s̸̡̤̲̜̤̮̐ when this happens

i need to know every language immediately

From 1970-1973 the government covered up a ring of people selling and making snuff films… just btw

Luigi Mangione being taken to New York //Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane

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