*points To A Pair Of Random Fictional Gay Men That I'm Currently Obsessed With For No Reason And Will

Devia ter me pesado antes de comer. Porra que merda!

o mais louco em tudo é que eu respeito o corpo alheio. respeito que a pessoa pode estar feliz com seu corpo e que não me cabe opinar. nunca chamaria uma pessoa gorda por nomes pejorativos, é baixo e só reforça a nossa cultura misógina. mais ainda: eu compreendo que existe uma pressão estética sobre o corpo feminino e que o padrão estabelecido pela sociedade é inalcançável. ao mesmo tempo, quero desesperadamente atingir esse padrão impossível e ser o mais magra possível. quem entende?

I don’t see a lot of people talk about how Eugene, Nick and Maui are almost the same characters.

*this post is only within their first movies for a fair comparison i’m not including anything from sequels/spinoffs/series etc, but you’re welcome to reblog and add your own 2 cents of course

Well not basically the same but there’s more similarities than differences,

*i’m bad at explaining will probably edit later cause the wording is so awkward

• Older guy, trickster/thieves, deadpan snarkers, with superiority inferiority/inferiority superiority complexes and troubled past forms an unlikely bond/friendship with young, cute, all loving, badass princess heroine.

• Heroine drags/threatens/blackmails them to take them on their mission

• They gave in, on their way they take them to a possibly dangerous place in hopes to intimidate them

• They gave them special nicknames:

- Rapunzel “Blondie”

- Judy “Carrots”

- Moana “Curly”

• Their relationship grow, they become more vulnerable around the heroine, enough to tell them about their unfortunate backstories

• They grow closer. They become the better versions of themselves

*With Tangled (Eugene/Rapunzel) being the only one to end up together romantically

In a nutshell:

Eugene/Nick/Maui, in the beginning of their movies: I need to get this brat off my back. Maybe i can smooth talk my way out of this, or just trick her.

Eugene/Nick/Maui: * takes advantage of their naivety, belittles them, ditches them *

Rapunzel/Judy/Moana: * persisted *

Eugene/Nick/Maui: UGH she’s so annoying, but she’s so brave/she saved my ass/inspired me, now I’m vulnerable enough to tell her my whole sad backstory

Rapunzel/Judy/Moana: * are understanding and gentle *

Eugene/Nick/Maui, at the end their movies: I would die for her 🥺❤️

Edit: i just learned that all 3 of them fall in under the “Trickster” archetype

Fellas is it gay to carry your work partner two miles in a bridal carry in order to save his life at any cost?

você prefere sentir culpa ou orgulho?

Reblog to punch john winchester and tell me in the tags where

A pessoa que mais pode me magoar sou eu mesma quando eu como, ignorando o que o resultado vai fazer com minha saúde mental

୨୧ *。 É claro que seu nf não funciona, ate porque toda vez que você termina um nf, você se entope de comida com a desculpa de que você "merece". Mas lá no fundo você sabe que só tá agindo como uma porca imunda.

Happy john winchester death day! what are YOU doing to celebrate?

“There’ll be peace when you are done” my fucking ass. There’s no peace and I’m not even sure it’s done.