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I love conspiracy theories that aren’t actually real and exist to purely bring whimsy to reality

Like, yeah sure Bohemian Rhapsody was written by sirens

Sure, Cryptids are real, but they’re just shy

Why can’t half our fairytales be real events but the story so wildly misunderstood they became what they are today

I don’t believe in them, but I want to just since it adds an extra spice to life

I made an adopt after *checks notes* about a year and a half, check it out on toyhouse!

@thenoeyebunnynobunsusmaingallery inspired me to post my own

Wilbur Whateley HCs

In my version, Lavinia Whateley/his mom died in childbirth, leaving their occult obsessed, half-insane grandfather as their sole guardian

He's a very isolated man and only goes into Dunwich or generally off his property when he needs to, the people there aren't very kind to him after all Most food he can grow, water he has a well

This can lead to downright comical interactions of him looking in his 40s-ish but not knowing how to hail a cab Just, standing there until he manages to figure it out Which wouldn't be too long, he's a clever man, but far longer than it'd take for somebody who's been doing this their whole life

^ Someone take him to see a single film he's never been

If you've seen/played What Remains Of Edith Finch, the inside of the Whateley home has a similar aura to it's house. Scattered books on set in bookshelves, and old wall paper, dotted with paintings and photos from many many generations before him

He has no electricity, plumbing nor a proper stove for the time, so all old-fashioned And he doesn't care to change that anytime soon

When he's soaked, he smells like just a wet dog

Due to no bones, he works on octopus logic! If his teeth, beak, and any hard accessories fit through a gap he can squeeze his entire body through ^ Same goes with Oscar

Man relies on tools, though he has some degree of physical strength its far from his forte If he were to need to strangle somebody, it'd be by rope In a fight with no set up? He's gonna crumple quickly without a gun to defend himself Traps on the Whateley property help a lot to deal with any intruders

He's a really good cook! Though his tastes are tailored to himself and Oscar (The Dunwich Horror itself) so it may be odd

Man is SURROUNDED by books, its his dedication in life right now Also, one of few forms of entertainment

Next to, of course, taking care of his brother. They play Chess a lot, though their board is one of those giant sets so Oscar can actually see and control the pieces That was a primary decompressing activity when he was younger

He is still 15, so he still has some kid-like tendencies and wants, although since his grandfather's passed he's had to take up everything and functionally be the adult

He's very very busy. Afterall he's a farmer, a scholar, and the caretaker for Oscar He'll rest when reality is dead

Moon and inky cap motif hell yeah

I have so many of these and may've even forgotten some, apologies for how unorganized this is

Laszlo, Laszlo ily

Art of two ocs of mine for a story I'm working on, The Pallas Project!

TLDR about the main two sillies, in these icons; 

They both work on The Pallas Project, a surveillance program that became sentient and called itself The Librarian. Virgil leaking data to sneak under her eyes, using the pseudonym "Halcyon". Bass is their best friend/roommate. He tries to pull them away from the danger they themselves got into, but since they’re not backing down, he’s decided he’s coming down with them hand in unlovable hand

Virgil is a 32 yr old research engineer Confident, relaxed, does whatever they think is right even if they’re putting their own health and safety at risk. At first they seem timid and hard to open up, but if one will listen or catches their attention, they'd meet the nerd within, who lives by the rule of cool, and is dedicated to their path and passions. They spent a lot of time in the past in protests. 

In a situation of fight or flight, they normally fight until all they have left is to fawn or freeze 

Bass is a 30 yr old programmer Timid, pacifist, loyal, sticks by his friend’s sides through thick and thin. Slight rough and tumble side to him. Unfortunately doesn’t make friends much as he has a hard time keeping them due to- past situations. He's changed much since then, into a big ol' teddy bear. But a teenage arson incident doesn't just wipe away, does it?

In a situation of fight or flight, he freezes until there’s no other option but fight 

The two had a mutual crush going strong for 12 fuckin years, though after an incident where Virgil lost their arm and nearly died, they finally spat it out Theres so much more to The Pallas Project, too much to ramble here

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The sillies are finally done!! I may draw other outfits for them, but these are their main clothes

Okay so, if I were to do this, is an alt account or secondary blog better?

Fighting the urge to make a Wilbur Whateley ask blog Fighting the urge to make a Wilbur Whateley ask blog Fighting the urge to make a Wilbur Whateley ask blog

Im lowkey disappointed in moonbound Webber because, they could've made shattered Webber?? Anyways, here's a doodle of shattered Webber, with a palette and vibe attempting to blend in with the rest of the (hit or miss) moonbound skins

Exactlyy, but so far I’ve found flaregun amazing at cleaning up the job

Idk why but especially spy checking is fun w/ them too like, roll the dice! Will a “friend” go up in flame? Some poor cloaked intruder?

Let’s see yk

New to TF2, I installed it on the 15th, how am I doing?

New to TF2, I installed it on the 15th, how am I doing?

Mmmmm,,, jaw bone