Today's gender was picked in a rush, and I accidentally took a few
every time i try to convince myself that i am a Completely Cisgender Individual i just look at a picture of david tennant. just to, you know, feel the gender envy wash over me
*in telemarketer voice* Have YOU trans'd your GENDER today?
*Prepares an entire fem fit*
*looks in the mirror*
Aw shit, it's a masc day
i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here
mans would have fucked sejanus if he thought it’d get him that plinth prize no questions asked
Tbh i would not date a man named coriolanus, the name itself is a red flag
new niche just dropped
edit: there’s a pattern of something something wanting to protect their partners from what they know to be horrible
Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.
You want me to use anti-ageing products? The thing that killed Dorian Gray?