Just Checking, Has Anyone Sent Me Any Asks Or Anything Because My Tumblr Is Showing Me This;

My drawing of Penni got me thinking, so I made some little doodles.

[Image 1: Doodle of Penni with an arrow pointing at her that says "About to cry"]

[Image 2: Bad doodle of Dipper (I was having so much trouble with the hat that I ended up drawing it first and drawing him from it) with an arrow pointing at him saying "Doesn't trust her"]

[Image 3: Coversation between Penni and Dipper, denoted by their symbols rather than them themselves. Goes as follows;

Dipper: Where are you from?

Penni: Water

Dipper: And you're here because?

Penni: ...

Dipper: You're here beca-

Penni: Your finger is gone!

Dipper: What? No it- nevermind...]

Nimirylov did Ford ever tell you about his brother?

Ford has told me a lot of things in the past. To imply that I wouldn't have found out about his family despite the fact that we have been in a relationship for over two decades is almost insulting. He has told me a multitude of things about both of his brothers, alongside information about his parents.

I know better than anyone how much my husband can conceal information, but do you really think that is something I never would've found out about? I correct my previous statement, it is insulting, to both him and I. Truly, I hope I am not to answer any other questions of this standard.

Sincerely,

Prince Nimirylov.

Can I be honest? I hate that any post where it's purely platonic is labeled aroace. It completely removes the ability for friendship to happen. It gives me the same feeling as people who say that "boys and girls can't be friends". Acting as though deep platonic relationships can only be reached by being aroace removes the importance for everyone to have those deep platonic relationships and it actually encourages the narrative that romance is a must.

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

Oh my gods, amazing, I love it. I also did quite a lot of infodumping to a friend before posting to tumblr.

I love the idea of Ford having zero common sense though to the point that he brings a child through the multiverse with him. Willingly. It's in character though.

Also, the daughter being called Robin feels so ironic to me. Like, a half cat alien being named after a type of bird? Please tell me that irony was intentional.

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that we both managed to independently come up with the idea of “Ford needs an alien spouse and a half alien daughter”. Like get that monsterfucker an alien wife/husband and make sure he can be the girl dad we always knew he could be. Superb.

I just scrolled all the way back to 2018 on your account and I'm disappointed to realise this is not something you've posted. Presumably.

I do agree though that Ford gives off girl dad energy in an unexplainable way. He's so babygirl that he needs an actual baby girl.

He also deserves to just have an alien spouse. Reward the monsterfuckers for once, y'know?

Every ship that fits this prompt deserves its own "Would you fall in love with me again" animatic, and that is final.

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

Penni, what's the most interesting thing you learned from Ford about humanity in terms of its history and society.

OOH, OOH, OOH! I love this question! It's so easy to answer too!

Obviously, my favourite thing, which I find the most interesting about humans, is food 2.0, aka, "drinking liquids".

Dad told me to stop calling it food 2.0 but I know I'm right on this one! For once, I'm right and my dad is wrong (just don't tell him or pa I said that). It has different flavours, it can have calories, and people have to consume it daily. Therefore, it's food 2.0.

There's so many different types that I would just love to try. Dad says his favourite is something called "coffee," which he has with lots of sugar.

However, what I find most intriguing is that there's adult only versions of this food 2.0. Imagine if food had adult only versions!? Not to mention that there's different types of this adult only version! So much variety. I'd get dizzy if I had to pick one of these things to consume.

I'm no scientist like my dad, but I'd love to do some sort of experiment with these adult only drinks. More of a social experiment, really... on myself. I'm just too curious!

Not to mention, then I could document it like how my dad does in his journal. I find his journal really cool, actually. (Definitely don't tell him I said that.)

Thanks for listening to my excited ramble about humans and their strange varieties of food 2.0,

Princess Penni Pines.

Hm, just, y'know @institute-of-oddology-founder

“Okay, just so we’re clear, a version of me died in your world, and now you want to take me to yours to be a replacement? “That’s right.” “….Don’t you see how messed up that is??”

Mabel having six fingers is one of my favourite aus. I mean, I love any au centred on Mabel, and I love any parallels between Mabel and Ford, so it's not surprising but I just love it.

...and then they were attacked by gnomes lol

This is what cleverly entitled "Six-point comic" (AKA Dipper discovering journal 3 in a universe where Mabel also has polydactyly)

The inspiration was this over on Ao3 by @wickerss-s (hope you don't mind being @'d)

Bonus:

I saw your reblog and could not get that idea out of my head. Good job, I'm in a silly little drawing mood that probably won't last long.

I'm terrible at drawing Ford, but I'm otherwise happy with this image.

It is a spinny chair they're sitting on.

Penni wears almost exclusively puffy princess dresses. Ford thinks they're impractical, but Nimirylov insists upon her wearing them.

Ford can't wear his glasses around Penni because she will steal and probably break them. That is a problem because fish opticians don't exist.

Anyway, that's why Ford is squinting. He can barely see what he's writing but it's worth it because he's spending time with his daughter.

Ford started a new journal in the Washed Away au. He made it blue to;

1. Make it distinct from the original journals which he wants to separate himself from now.

2. Because blue is the colour of his husbands hair and he's secretly a sap.

Anyway, the tiny handprint in the middle is Penni's. Ford had been writing in his journal when she had been painting, and he ended up with a new decoration for the cover of his journal.

Penni, what do you think about your fathers?

also, do you have any friends at fish school?

My fathers? Well, that's an interesting question for sure.

I get along great with both of them. They can both be busy a lot of the time, though, which can be quite lonely, but I get that they've both got important work to do. Dad has all his smart science stuff, and pa does loads of cool political work for the kingdom. I could talk about what pa does for hours (and I do sometimes), but I don't want to get distracted here. On the other hand, I don't really understand dad's work. He could probably explain it to me, but I have enough struggles with him teaching me that human language.

As for friends at school... I'm homeschooled, so it's a no by default. It means that my fathers can teach me what's important and spend more time with me. Additionally, it means that I'm not at risk if an official war breaks out. Tensions have been rising politically between our kingdom and the mermaids.

Pa has been making sure to keep me updated on all of that. When I was telling dad all about it, he compared it to a "cold war" which he said was a human historical that wasn't important to me.

Anyhow, I think I've gone on long enough. I'll finish this off here,

Pen Princess Penni.