I'm probably not going to keep posting this much usually, but I'm bored whilst watching my friends play Cards against Humanity in a public park.
Anyway, Ford's alien fish husband is called Nimirylov which in the alien fish language means "perfect current". Their ship name NimFord then it just means "perfect Ford" which is hilarious.
Bonus: Their daughter is called Penni which less directly translates to "brain perfect". So Ford named his child something that basically means smart which feels very in character for him.
This is pretty similar to what the Nazis did. This is Nazi behaviour, no other way around it. I've never been more glad to not live in America.
If any person in this country does not have due process, then no one has due process. You’re a citizen? Oh yeah? Prove it.
Right after Nimirylov and Ford started dating:
Penny, how much do you know about your dad’s family? Does he talk about them often?
Hmm, dad's family? That's an interesting question. After all, I've never met them, so they're not really any relevance to me. They're strangers to me even if they are important to dad.
So, no, dad doesn't talk about them often, and I don't know much about them because I never really asked. I mean, I know he's got a twin brother and another brother. I'm pretty sure at least one of them has a name beginning with "S"... He's also got a mother and a father, which is apparently the standard for humans.
I know dad and pa talk about dad's family, but it's just never really been something I've cared too much about.
Also, dad looks kind of sad every time we see pa's side of the family, and they do something nice, so I don't think dad's family was very nice. That makes me want to know even less about them.
Although, looking back on it, dad used to look slightly jealous every time pa's sister came to visit. When pa and auntie were having fun and getting along, dad always got a weird look in his eyes. Now, he's just annoyed whenever she comes round but that's a long story...
So, in summary, no, to both of your questions but just because of my own disinterest.
Ignoring the fact that if dad wanted to tell me about them, he still would bring them up. The same way he does with science...
Sincerely,
Princess Penni Pines.
I've just added the brick detailing to one Bill, and I can't tell if it looks good or not. I need other opinions on it because it takes me a while to do (I don't have a sewing machine 🥲). So, if you were to buy it, would you prefer the brick details or not?
I saw your reblog and could not get that idea out of my head. Good job, I'm in a silly little drawing mood that probably won't last long.
I'm terrible at drawing Ford, but I'm otherwise happy with this image.
It is a spinny chair they're sitting on.
Penni wears almost exclusively puffy princess dresses. Ford thinks they're impractical, but Nimirylov insists upon her wearing them.
Ford can't wear his glasses around Penni because she will steal and probably break them. That is a problem because fish opticians don't exist.
Anyway, that's why Ford is squinting. He can barely see what he's writing but it's worth it because he's spending time with his daughter.
Ford started a new journal in the Washed Away au. He made it blue to;
1. Make it distinct from the original journals which he wants to separate himself from now.
2. Because blue is the colour of his husbands hair and he's secretly a sap.
Anyway, the tiny handprint in the middle is Penni's. Ford had been writing in his journal when she had been painting, and he ended up with a new decoration for the cover of his journal.
I'm not actually going to do anything with this idea, but it's been slightly infecting my brain.
My favourite one of the more mainstream gravity falls aus is Drifting Stars. So, combine that with my Washed Away au. Ford and Nimirylov are on their nice date when suddenly a portal opens up, and a human girl about their daughters age falls out. She's clearly not fine, passed out, and neither of them could even imagine just leaving her like that...
Mabel wakes up in a strange cottage. All she can remember is the flash of white after letting go of the button. Then walks in a weird aquatic man followed by someone who she mistakes for Stan at first.
To follow on from my last post, Nimirylov as promised.
Unless being an alien fish thing counts, in which case, still no, because it's not a secret.
I've said before that Nimirylov has the combined vibes of Odysseus and Penelope so, yeah.
No, he's a prince. He's well behaved, and even if he wasn't, he probably wouldn't be jailed.
Yes. No questions asked. 100%.
Yeah, this makes sense.
No... he has a husband.
No... he works with politics.
I can see this, kind of.
Sure. He got hit by the alien fish equivalent of a bus. Told no one though.
Not the most clear but I thought I'd post pictures of the fish language i mentioned in the comments of my last post. This is only what I've got for now but I do want to make it important for my au (which I still need to think of name for).
Quick summary for anyone randomly stumbling upon this and is confused but curious: Instead of being focused on revenge against Bill whilst in the portal, Ford ended up making a home in a different universe. He has a royal fish husband and a fish child (probably a daughter but I might change that). Safe to say, he's even more pissed about Stan opening the portal in this au.
You ignored the second part of that. Even more suspicious.
SANS! HI! Okay, so I need to know. Are you more daddy or babygirl? I want to know about your mutuals, too.
that's. that's one Hell of a question, kid. uh. i don't even know. i'd just go with a third option, which is "silly guy".
@the-real-fastestthingalive @therealstanfordpines and uh any other mutuals who are comfortable answering this?
Why the fuck did this one come up?
No, no, no, Nimirylov. Stop. Please.
Currently obsessed with Gravity Falls. Cooking up my own AU for it :> Washed Away au.
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