What’s Your Most Deranged Opinion On Cereal, This Important Scientific Inquiry

The best thing that has ever happened for my social anxiety is losing all respect for authority and assuming everyone is my best friend unless stated otherwise

Give me your honest opinion on blackbirds and their agenda

They're superb little creatures and good friends of mine. No I don't know anything about their plans to overthrow the government

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

That one tweet that’s like “oh that’s gore… that’s gore of my comfort character” but in the absolutely most positive sense u can imagine, with rainbows and dolphins in the sky etc.

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

Roberto Cuoghi

"you don't even have a suitable hospital in your town." "local medicine... local medicine can do a lot"

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

the Ice War on Europa...