Hey How's The Ovulation Going

Tell me something true, or tell me nothing at all.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

“This modern art sucks, I could do that”

“Yea but you didn’t lmao”

Congrats, you missed the fucking point.

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

Borf! Most deranged opinion on cereal? I need to know for scientific reasons

Hmmmmm... Cap'n crunch is better eaten with water and diabetic sugar. Don't ask, it's good. And corn flakes are better eaten with coffee that barely has any sugar (specifically that diabetic sugar, aka fake sugar) and with a good spoon or two of that great value coffee creamer. Childhood favorite <3

/gen

-Viv

blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it