Imagine Not Being Awake To Experience The Wonders Of The Morning. Yes I Tend To Get Eepy Around 11 Fight

*repeating crossbows not included in crossbows

Do you think Jesus ever didn't want to be the son of god. Do you think he ever laid awake at night at an age when he was just barely old enough to understand what that kind of title meant, and wish and wish he could just be normal. Do you think he ever wished he could sculpt pigeons out of clay without them turning to life. Do you think he struggled to make friends when he was a child. Do you think that, as he grew older, he would count the amount of people he trusted and find that number to never be higher than two. Did he ever help his father with work and wish he could just become and stay a carpenter. Did he ever run back to his mother weeping for being different. Do you think he ever prayed to his "father" to pick another, to choose someone else to carry this kind of burden, only to be met with silence. Do you think that when he first made friends, the light in his eyes died when they called themselves his disciples instead. Do you think the realization that he would never connect to a human like a human would was soul-crushing for him. Do you think he prayed. Was he ignored. Do you think that, when he became an idol and had twelve gathered around him, he would look around and find he hadn't spoken in twenty minutes, and feel so utterly lonely. When he was told he was nothing but a sacrificial lamb, do you think he felt scared. Angry? Did he curse, did he grieve? Did he have to hide his terror at the idea of slowly dying because god Said So as to not worry the people that looked up to him since the day he was born. Do you think as he was dying on the cross, his divinity faded from him, seeped out of him along with his life, gathered in a bloody pool underneath his feet, and he just felt human. Angry at being a sacrificial animal. Lonely and in pain. Do you think it killed him, being denied a lifetime of humanity, only to feel so utterly mortal as he died. Do you think that, for a moment, when he was brought back to life, he demanded an answer from his "father" as to why he had to suffer, and why he got to live once more when so many others suffered and died and stayed dead. What do you think went through his head when he was called back to him. Do you think he accused god. Do you think he screamed. Was he ignored. Do you think he cried.

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

Bonus:

would you believe me if i said i kept this mostly spoiler free...?

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

What type of dragon nerd are you

A- Neatly organise your dragon knowledge into easy to understand cards with pleasant drawings depicting the appearance of each dragon

B- BASHJSUSHWSHJVXS NARHJAHSGSJS EAHARAHJJJJD REIAHS DDRAGON DEHDHUHEHDB ADRJJJFJD ARGHGHGHGHG MUST TOUCH WILD ANIMAL SEIJDHIUWEHD MUST PET IT. MUST PET IT. ARAGAHKF RIEIWEEEUDJDSN HAARFFF FARAFAFQJJ W I KNOW EVEYTHING ABOUT DRSGONS ITS IN MY BARIN SOMEWHERE DHWEBIUIUB DRAGON DRAGONS NEW SPECIES OF DRAGON GET IN MY BRAIN SHHXVSHXHBA

“what that mouth do” gnaw on bone and chew through ligaments

Go piss girl

Nothing like a hyperfixation that makes you wish it wasn’t your own work so you could have more of it without having to work on it yourself