If You're Wondering What Being Married Is Like;
If you're wondering what being married is like;
Me: I want something salty.
My Spouse: *glances at their pussy*
Me: Why did you look at your pussy?!
My Spouse: Well, pussy IS generally salty
Me: Test me. I will put salt on that bitch.
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1 year ago
So I just watched Fate through Heavens feel and it was really good except that they didn't have a Taiga romance
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Me when people can actually function in society and don't spend every waking moment in a crippling anxiety
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HER BRAIN
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
2 years ago
It's all fun and games until the really good anime is a hentai and then you have to do the walk of shame in a bookstore
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night shift 午前3時
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