What's Tony Got You Cooking Up In There Nubby?

finally, a use for the 20,000mg Doom Gummy

The real tragedy of Chimera Fallin is that her mouth is so tiny but her body is huge so she’s unable to smoke enough weed to get high unless she’s hitting that bong every minute. Like if you cry every time

Oh my god

who needs they Crete Conked

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

breaks my heart that Brandon Sanderson is a steadfast member (and is no doubt giving large contributions to) the church of LDS.

mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

this is surreal. I honestly cannot see this actually happening, they always seem to worm their way out of this sort of thing

I always got the feeling she'd been waiting to have someone to show it off to

Jasnah is soooooo fucking funny she’s like Shallan seems bored she’s inside too much let’s go on a field trip to a scary alley and I’ll fucking kill a guy in front of her. Eviscerate even. great field trip no notes

unironically my new favourite sea creature. ...well, definitely in the top 5.

did you guys know theres an actual fish called a 'seamoth' and its literally the coolest thing ever like this thing is a Focking Creature

HELLO?? HIS SNOOT. HIS TAIL. THE WINGS. THE SCIENTIFIC NAME IS PEGASUS VOLITANS

im literally so obsessed they are so cute THEYRE SO CUTE ARE YOU SEEING THIS?? ARE YOU LOOKING?? AUGH

AND THEYRE SO !!!! SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAA!!!

yes

Bros really out here reblogging in favor of hamas

yeah

“My name is Aaron Bushnell. I am an active duty member of the United States Air Force and I will no longer be complicit in genocide. I am about to engage in an extreme act of protest, but compared to what people have been experiencing in Palestine at the hands of their colonizers, it’s not extreme at all. This is what our ruling class has decided will be normal. Free Palestine.”

—Aaron Bushnell

“The act of an American soldier sacrificing himself for Palestine is the highest sacrifice […] a poignant message to the American administration to stop its involvement in the aggression.”

—PFLP Central Media Dept.

I too am very much done with this wasteful plastic eco-collapse war-for-profit clowntown shitpit.