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girl loses one cat in the snow and she never hears the end of it

There’s no way. there is no FUCKING way

yeah

love this. reblogging for reference - if nothing else, I'm capable of writing a short campaign around the idea. 🦇🧛🧛‍♀️

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

Americans and their cheques... lmao

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

captivated by this style and execution. 10/10 character distinction. this is what appears in my head whenever I wish for a stormlight adaptation

I raise an eyebrow. "not much different? I would've listened to Parmenion, bro. that shit you pulled at the Granicus? you're lucky Cleitus the Black was there.

"worth it..." he replies, blazed-ass eyes now distant.

i pass the bong to alexander the great. he has been surprisingly quick to grasp the idea and is now taking fat rips that make my eyes water to watch. he pauses after clearing the chamber, the stem lightly pinched between two slender fingers covered in gold filigree and tiny glittering emeralds. he holds it for a count of 5 and then blows the cloud out his pursed lips and flared nostrils. "delightful. much like a dragon." he says calmly, his eyes red and watery like sea-glass held to the sunset. "you know," he drawls, "we're not much different, you and i"

that pikachu sent me. I spun into the sky and went **ding** as I disappeared in the distance.

I feel like, we as a society, don't talk enough about people messing up needle felting.