I Don't Get The Half Full Half Empty Glass Analogy To Life

i strive to be a lemon stealing whore

Just 🍋🏩🪩👙👒🎩👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻💍👰‍♀️🤵🧳✈️🛬🚑🩸🪦⚰️🚬

All day long 😎😎😎

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

All of these comments are just spectacular

real

The Great Orion Nebula

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

"I will always be with you." I literally almost cried while making this I have hate-love relationship with that scene

Mint is good! It's soft on my eyes, so my question is: what do you think is the silliest English and Spanish word?

That is a good question

If you mean in each language in English it would have to be "protractor" or "magenta" because I think those are fun to say. Maybe "literally" because a) no one uses it correctly b) I can't pronounce it sans it frustrates me

In Spanish it would have to be "arándano" which means blueberry. I just think it's so strange sans growing up in a bilingual house I've almost never had to use that word and I would just say blueberry

If you mean in both languages together it would have to be "simpatico" because it is such a good word in Spanish and I love using it but there is no direct translation for it and it sucks

I hope I answered your question!

Also yes mint is amazing.

I have no proof

But i do believe i am deadly allergic to being shot

So no officer i did not engage in a gun fight with this person

when I'm bored/procrastinating I just make another tumblr account

I have three alts

two of which are role plays

one of those it's not obvious it's a role play and people have reacted to it like it's a real person lol

the other account I abondoned a while ago

it was ago putting all the stupid shit I say irl but I kept forgetting and now I feel like it's too late to go back