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Hogwarts Houses as: Zombie Movies

Gryffindor:

Dawn of the Dead

Resident Evil

World War Z

Gryffindor likes the gore. And they like the action. They want to see people fighting hordes of zombies and winning against all odds.

Ravenclaw:

28 Days Later

Night of the Living Dead

Train to Busan

Ravenclaw likes their zombies movies to have a few brains. A good plot and believable zombies makes Ravenclaw happy. Add some character development and Ravenclaw is already making popcorn.

Hufflepuff:

Warm bodies

Pride, Prejudice and Zombies

ParaNorman

It’s not that Hufflepuff is a softy or doesn’t like gore. Hufflepuff doesn’t mind all that. But Hufflepuff wants a movie with heart and soul. A little bit of romance and some lighthearted jokes and Hufflepuff is there.

Slytherin:

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

I am Legend

Dark humour and gory zombies, these are the things that Slytherin wants in a zombie movie. Yes, I am Legend is technically not zombies, and not humourous, but Slytherin is a sucker for dogs that die in a movie.

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Slytherin / Intp / Taurus

Aesthetic for @made-of-hybris 

when anne carson said “what are we made of but hunger and rage?” and when anne carson said “i do not want to be a person. i want to be unbearable.” and when anne carson said “i am talking about evil. it blooms. it eats. it grins.” and when anne carson said “revenge is a form of desire.” and when anne carson said “to feel anything deranges you.” and when anne carson said “why does tragedy exist? because you are full of rage. why are you full of rage? because you are full of grief.” and when anne carson said 

let them in.

INTP Slytherin