Saints! Prepare Your Ships: Shadow And Bone Season Two Is Launching Soon, And The Cast Will Be Answering

....but.... why?

Around 1977, Sirius showing up at Grimmauld at night to take his sensible little brother around the rowdy bits of London where the punk scene is developing and all his favourite people and pubs are, just trying to get this prim and proper little idiot to relax and at least try to act as though he likes these people

He's so wary of it that Sirius is practically parenting him, walking with a hand placed between his shoulders to keep him walking forward while reg looks around in fear

They absolutely meet some super chill lesbian with a massive Mohawk and millions of hand-made patches whom reg is terrified of until she decides to take him under her wing and off Sirius' hands for a couple of minutes to get to know him. To his surprise he has never felt so genuinely cared for in a conversation with a stranger before.

He ends up feeling so comfortable that on the tube journey back home, he's sitting in silence playing with the 'queer is punk' badge she gave him as he tries to process what just happened. Sirius is smugly sitting on the other side of the carriage watching the thoughts race through his mind and knowing he's planted a couple of seeds of doubt in his mind while also managing to do something together to bring them closer to being friends again

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

Wanted: Dog Walker

6k words /// Rated G /// Louis/Harry

Louis needs a dog walker. 

Harry answers the ad. 

Written for @1dreversebang with art by @kingsofeverything

How Well Does the Shadow and Bone Cast Know Fan Slang?

Currently thinking about how the only four people from district 12 to win the hungergames did so by "cheating".

Lucy Gray's scent being given to the snakes.

Haymitch ducking the ax after he ran to thr cliffside.

Katniss and Peeta's double suicide threat with the berries.

The thing is, none of it is cheating. It's survival. Lucy Gray wasn't even really responsible for her "cheat". Haymitch was on the verge of death and unarmed, using the only weapon the arena had to offer that would work in his favor. Katniss and Peeta were promised a win together, they won by the Capitol's rules, but the Capitol, being the Capitol, changed the rules.

Whenever I try to study or do homework, I channel my inner Eragon and get distracted by ants.

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

it HAS to be gay, come on

why else would she write this line???