Me: S

I found love, marriage and cock. I’m 13

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TFOTA Spin-off Duology (?)

Holly Black's Goodreads has a new book listed called 'The Stolen Heir' which is set to release on January 3rd 2023...

Which means this duology is probably set after a time leap. Meaning judecardan have been together, married and ruling for years.

NEW ELFHAME DUOLOGY? JUDECARDAN CRUMBS? JUDECARDAN PROBABLY AS PARENTS? DADDY CARDAN IS COMING

*screams into the void*

jack abbot, cynical, suicidal, war veteran who listens to police scanners and barely cracks a smile. whose name is spelt with one ‘t’ not two. who writes letters for family members of deceased veterans. who will low ball a teenagers measurements so, she can have the abortion. who does his job while donating blood with the bag strapped to his leg. who’s a great doctor and equally great teacher that will absolutely go to bat for his team but, quietly scold you if you did something you shouldn’t have but, praise you because you did it right. who is kind, compassionate and caring. who has seen the worst but still chooses to believe in the best. who’s the type of friend to say ‘you’re in my spot’ when you’re standing at the edge of a roof. who makes food delivery jokes and bug analogies and says ‘so what?’ because everyone hesitates sometimes. who’s a certified yapper and hype-girl and wants you to know that you’re doing an amazing job and you’re appreciated when you’re going through a particularly tough time. who speaks openly about being in therapy and recommends said therapist if you need someone to talk to because ‘i haven’t jumped off the roof, have i?’. jack abbot who was perceived as one way at the beginning of the season and turned out to be entirely different at the end.

180

a

Yes. Please

Okay this needs to stop

I know this is not Marvel related but I’m gonna say it anyways. Please do NOT spoil the new Fantastic Beasts movie, if you are going to post about it put a warning bc this is getting really annoying. People just by searching about the film (trailers or names) are getting spoilers and I’m tired of it so please put a warning if you are going to post something about it with spoilers.

Lots of love❤

Goose: *slams books down in front of Slider* 

Goose: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. 

Slider: You could have said literally anything else. 

Goose: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. 

Slider: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Percival Graves Doesn’t Return To MACUSA Because He’s Found His True Talent AU

are you nasty?

Someone made a mash-up of the volleyball scene from Top Gun and the beach scene from Top Gun: Maverick and there’s a moment where it almost looks like Goose is looking back at Rooster and I just…

billy crystal as harry burns + wardrobe.

I just realized something

John Mulaney and Matt Murdock are one in the same. Two catholic boys who are fucking done with everything and everyone.

Think about it:

Karen, in Defenders: are you done with the vigilante life?

Matt:

“Didn’t a building fall on you?

Matt:

“But you’re blind.”

Matt:

Just Matt in general:

Ur welcome