#macdennis #AMAZING ART OMG
in a tender macdennis mood recently and esp yesterday prob bc i was high lmao
cowboy mac and charlie art (+the reference photos)
finally the real questions being asked
It’s the “jealous Dennis” arc we’re all craving, but the stupidest possible version of it.
Charlie Day writing Artemis’ “Who Pooped the Bed?” monologue
Dennis knows how to calm Mac down. He knows where exactly to caress Mac’s body.
1. Dennis giving Mac a shoulder rub after Mac got really aggressive/excited about selling the the house
2. Dennis reaching out and grabbing Macs shoulder after Mac says he’s going to stay at Charlie’s
3. Dennis putting his right hand on the back of Macs neck and his left hand on his lapel to calm him down AND THEN caressing the back of Macs head with his right hand while saying “stay calm with me okay?”
4. Dennis putting both his hands on Macs face while telling him to calm down
5. Macs dream involves Dennis putting both his hands on Macs neck before kissing him
I am first and foremost a macdennis truther
i like my dennis PATHETIC i like my dennis SOPPING WET i like my dennis AWKWARD i like my dennis LAME AND CRINGE i like my dennis SOBBING IN A BALL ON THE FLOOR i like my dennis IRREPARABLY BROKEN i like my dennis CLINICALLY UNWELL
I present to you:
massive day for macden casual domesticity enjoyers!