What Is He Cooking

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I CAN NOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS EPISODE

DENNIS HAS A SYSTEM FOR MEN, FOR MEN. HE DIDN’T CREATE ONE FOR MAC AND DEE, HE ALREADY HAD ONE. HE ALREADY HAD ONE!

AND BACKWARDS IT’S SINNED. YES IT IS DENNIS BACKWARDS BUT IT’S ALSO BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S DOING SOMETHING WRONG. HE’S STILL IN THE CLOSET BECAUSE HE CAN’T ACCEPT HIMSELF. HE THINKS HE’S A SINNER.

AND DENNIS IS JOHNNY. DENNIS IS JOHNNY. HE WAS CATFISHING MAC THE WHOLE TIME. WHEN PEOPLE WERE MAKING CATFISHING PREDICTIONS I DIDN’T AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE I DIDN’T THINK RCG WOULD GO THAT FAR. BUT THEY DID. THEY DID.

DENNIS COULD ALREADY GET MAC TO DO ANYTHING HE WANTED. COULD MAKE HIM LEAVE IF MAC WAS BEING ANNOYING. COULD MAKE HIM BUY ANDY FOOD DENNIS WANTS. AND YET HE CATFISHED MAC AND HAD HIM PUT ANAL BEADS UP HIS ASS ANYWAY. 

WHEN MAC SAID HE WAS IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY, DENNIS REVEALED THAT HE WAS JOHNNY. 

I STILL CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS WAS A REAL EPISODE.

WHEN DENNIS WAS INTRODUCING THE SINNED SYSTEM MAC AND DEE LITERALLY QUESTIONED HIM ABOUT IT AND HE TOLD THEM TO SHUSH. LIKE THE SHOW IS FULL ON POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT DENNIS HAD THIS SYSTEM ALREADY.

And the whole mommy thing??? Like what the fuck was that?! Like I know what it was but like oh my god?!?!?! Like I know we know Dennis has mommy issues but like Jesus fucking Christ dude. Also like that goes with Mac taking care of him. Dennis just wants to be cared for, carried home when he feels sick, given attention and emotional support. That’s exactly what Mac does. I have more thoughts and I think I’ll expand some of these thoughts into separate posts cause this is too long and I just want to post this.

Macdennis is Schrödinger's canon. It is both canon and not canon depending on how this all ends and since we are not at the end, it is both.

If it ended with 5, they banged as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 6, so no they actually didn’t. If it ended with 6, then Maureen declared Mac Dennis’ boytoy and they banged right after he screamed divorce, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 7, so no they actually didn’t.

…

If it ended with 15, they were banging during quarantine, definitely absolutely. But since 16 is on the horizon, no they actually weren’t. But if they don’t canon in 16, they banged on that inflatable couch until it popped, definitely absolutely. But if 17 is on the horizon then no they didn’t. But if they don’t canon in —

There’s never anything in the crate until there’s something in the crate.

DENNIS BI!!!!!

#so real #they’ve probably been on and off again for YEARS

if macden become canon i want to see a little dry erase board hanging in the bar that says "days since mac & dennis broke up & got back together" and the number is always less than 10

massive day for macden casual domesticity enjoyers!

wanted to finalize my designs for the girls; thank u for all the support on my last post! <3

what even is this. who the fuck even are they.

discussion: what is The macden song

#YOURE ON TO SOMETHING #sunny podcast #iasip

The Always Sunny Podcast has successfully pushed the Season 5 rewatches far enough that there is no way they can get to The D.E.N.N.I.S System before Season 16 premieres.

When this is all purposeful, it’s always been purposeful, not doing the podcast for a month without really saying why… “working on Season 16” Glenn was in Hawaii. Then the live shows conveniently breaking it up further… They could have done a few, they used to just hop on Zoom when one of them was away and get it done. And can we talk about the pre-recorded one? I’m dying to talk about the fact that they went and pre-recorded ONE. They had to get one in before, they were running out of time…

And they’re talking about the movies, the movies, sure, the movies are important who doesn’t want to talk about their movies? Hear about their movies?

But now look where we landed, with this, talking about the movies. That pushes the rewatch perfectly. Now, they do one rewatch episode a week (Meg has promised they’re committed to doing so) and where do we land? Count it out…

Mac and Dennis Break Up lands on June 5.

1601 and 1602 premiere June 7.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System rewatch will be June 12.

It all means something it’s all in line, they have this down, definitely, I’m absolutely not just going crazy here, there was a break for a reason and now this. We’ll go into Ep 1 & 2 right off the MADBU podcast, and then we’ll get the D.E.N.N.I.S System for men and then, after that airs, they’ll go into the rewatch for the OG D.E.N.N.I.S System, and they waited all this time, delay delay delay, so they can draw all the parallels and talk about it right alongside the episode.

Macdennis. D.E.N.N.I.S System for Men. The structure.

Do you understand how insanely buzzed I feel right now? We’re going into Season 16 immediately off the MADBU podcast and then going right into The D.E.N.N.I.S System rewatch knowing (and probably maybe hopefully already seeing) the new D.E.N.N.I.S System in action. And RCG know this, they’ve filmed it, they’ve cut it, they’ve seen it. The rewatch delay seems so intentional, like they have so so so much to say…

#OUUUUCCCHHH

Being closeted for 40 years is heartbreaking, but I feel especially bad for high school Mac.

The flush on his face when he caught glimpses of the other boys in the locker rooms and how hard he had to train himself to look away.

The first time he tried out for the wrestling team and the thrill he felt when the other guy pinned him down, and the fear that rushed through him afterwards, because now it wasn't just Charlie or Dennis who made him feel like this, it was every boy who touched him.

Him hearing all the guys around him talking about girls, and how hot their bodies are, and how great it is to sleep with them, and him having nothing to contribute.

Mac being able to keep quiet during the conversation because he had plausible deniability by being a virgin until he finds himself in a situation in which the straight man decision is to go for it, and the entire time he's thinking that he doesn't understand why people make such a big deal about sex and how quickly he resigned himself to a life without passion.

He must have been so scared and confused, wondering if being attracted to guys was a normal phase all guys go through and hopefully grow out of, but knowing he couldn't talk to anyone about it out of fear of someone telling him it's not normal

But it's not normal, and it's gay, and he's gay and he's only 14 but he knows exactly how the world feels about people like him, how his father feels about people like him.

And so at 14 years old, Mac begins to pray. and he prays for forgiveness for his urges, and he prays for strength against temptation, and he hopes with enough prayer, he will be able to chalk up his feelings to youthful indiscretion.