Hades: Who's A Good Demonic Guardian Of Hell? WHO'S A Good Demonic Guardian Of Hell?

Hades: *mumbling* I like you

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I SAID I LIKE SNIFFING GLUE

Persephone: Well at least Hades’s a gentleman. A gentleman satanist

Roger: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?

John: * crouches down *

Brian: * Gets on the knees*

Roger: I hope you both die.

Persephone: Ah, Thanatos! I've been looking for you. Hades and I are expecting-

Thanatos: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE CAN I NAME IT!!!!!???

Persephone: I was going to say a package but I’ll go tell Hades that.

Me n my friends summoning Satan to get free tuition

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

*March 31*

Thanatos: So you know how you've been really happy that you haven't had to have any meetings with anyone?

Hades: ... yeah?

Thanatos: That's because every time someone requests a meeting with you, I schedule it for March 31.

Hades: Why

Thanatos: Because I didn't think March 31 existed.

Hades: So how many do I have today?

Thanatos: ... 93

All different stages of Brian. From childhood to elderly.

Poseidon: I woke up with my shoes on but my pants were in the fish tank

Roger: People who are dating freak me out. They always know what the other one is-

Freddie: Thinking?

Roger: Yeah. And they’re always finishing each other’s-

Freddie: Sentences?

Roger: Exactly. It’s creepy.