Zeus: My Sexual Preferences Tend To Require A Degree In Psychology To Understand

he’s beauty

he’s grace

he’s fuckin dancing all over the place

Persephone: I know it was you because you’re the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup

Hades: …soup is delicious

John: Can you do me a small favor?

Freddie: I’d literally die for you, but go on.

brian : has anyone seen freddie or roger?

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deaky : it’s 10 am. i’d be more worried if they were here.

Persephone: WOKE UP NOT GETTING CHEATED ON

Persephone: some of these girls can’t relate. yikes.

Hades: period.

Theo: *phone starts ringing*

Cain: *looks at who’s calling*

Cain *grimaces*: you still call our dad ‘daddy’?

Theo: *answers the call and makes direct eye contact with Cain*

Theo: Hello, Adonis.

Cain: *chokes on drink*

Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Hades: Raven, not you, you’re an angel and we’re happy to have you here.

*before that whole kidnapping affair*

Demeter, to Hades: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Persephone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay FOREVER?

LO99 Thanksgiving part 3

Hecate: Happy Thanksgiving, sir. This year, I'm more thankful than ever to have you as my boss.

Hades: And I'm thankful for the low price of gasoline.

Thanatos: And I'm thankful for the friendship-

Hades: I think there's been a misunderstanding. There's no time for everyone to have a turn.

Thanatos: But I'm the only one that didn't get to-

Hades: Thanatos.

freddie : it’s saint patrick’s day. the holiday of my people.

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brian : you’re not Irish.

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freddie : binge drinkers.

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roger, from across the room : aMEN!