Persephone: Just Made A Secret Hand Shake With My Husband's Dog. Boredom At Its Finest.

Thanatos: Here you are, Lord Hades. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Hades: It's cold.

Thanatos: Nice cup of coffee.

Hades, drinks it: It's not even nice.

Thanatos: Cup of coffee.

Hades: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

Thanatos: Cup.

Aphrodite: Ares just told me that I make him happier than drugs. That’s some serious shit right there

hades: I am above all of you

hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

hades: I am more mature and advanced than-

persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready

hades: N i C e

roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.

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brian : no that’s not-

Hades: *Accidentally steps on Cerberus's tail*

Cerberus: *Sad puppo yip*

Hades:

Poseidon: Hades's office is warmer than mine...it must be cause he has the gateway to hell under his desk

poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along

Hades: *is drowning in a sea of corgis*

Zeus: HADES!! NO!

Persephone: Don't. This is what he would have wanted.

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Hades, rubbing a corgi's ears: This is exactly how I want to die!

Headcanons for how each of the Queen boys help Freddie with his panic attacks? From what I've read the poor guy had some bad ones

Brian gets Freddie to lie down on the floor, and then just lies on top of him. For some reason, Freddie finds Brian’s weight, and the feeling of being completely covered by him, calming and grounding instead of restricting. They will lie there like that until Brian is sure that Freddie is all right.

Roger drums on Freddie’s hands. Not literally, of course. He takes Freddie’s hands and lays them on his thighs and then gently taps out rhythms with his fingertips on the back of Freddie’s hands. The rhythms are always soothing. Sometimes he plays their songs, always the calm, quiet ones. Sometimes it’s something new. It gives Freddie something to focus on.

John sings. It takes a lot to get John to sing, but he will always sing for Freddie because he knows it calms the other man down. He will lean against Freddie, mouth to his ear, and sing softly. Sometimes it’s just notes, scales, lyric-less tunes; other times it’s slow, calming versions of their songs (Liar is oddly soothing when sung slow and low); later, their love songs. The repertoire grows larger over the years. Freddie goes limp, slowly, and leans back against John as he sings.

Via @kindofroger Instagram :

Freddie: we’re gonna do a few acoustic songs right now

Roger: whoo!

Freddie: go, do another one, they want it

Roger: WHHHOOOOOOOHOO!!!

Freddie: he’s the man of the group