Alternative Responses To ''I Love You''

Zeus: i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again

Poseidon: I give it a week.

I saw giant Costco dog plushies the other day and thought about Hades and Persephone 

“About 1969, I opened a stall in Kensington Market, which was one of the hippest places in London. I used to run it with this bloke, Freddie, who I knew because he regularly came to see Smile, the band Brian and I were in at the time. Me and Fred used to sell old Edwardian clothes and scarves that he picked up from various nefarious dealers. Back then, I didn’t really know him as a singer—he was just my mate. My crazy mate! If there was fun to be had, Freddie and I were usually involved.” - Roger Taylor 

Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.

Hades: My palace glows in the dark.

Zeus: FUCK!

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Hades: I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my lifetime.

Lucifer: How many?

Hades: How many kids do I have again?

Lucifer: What's this?

Hades: My to-do list

Lucifer: It's my name written a hundred times. . .

Hades: . . . ;)

Demeter: just 24 more hours and I’ll have my precious daughter back xoxoxo

Hades: choke

Hades: fucking choke

Persephone: Babe calm down

Hades: nah let her choke. Does she think this is funny? Do you not understand the depth of my depression?

Demeter: awh, are you going to cry baby brother?

Hades: c h o k e

Queen + (some) big hits by each member

Persephone: WOKE UP NOT GETTING CHEATED ON

Persephone: some of these girls can’t relate. yikes.

Hades: period.