Underworld Social Networks

Underworld social networks

Hades: tumblr. Never reblogs anything, but follows a lot of science blogs and entertains himself thinking how smart he is. His nickname is Hector.

Lucifer: Twitter. Strictly professional, only uses it for official communication.

Charon: goodreads. He doesn't really use it as a social network, but he needs to keep track of the books he has read.

Cerberus: no social network. (But there's a user in some porn webs called @BadassGuardian that just happens to like the same things as him).

Cain: he is that one troll in every social network ever. He also happens to follow a lot of fashion channels both in YouTube and instagram

Abel: he's that one guy who never logs off Steam.

Ambrosius: YouTube. He follows dance channels and tries to copy the choregrafies.

Akin: tumblr. He's in every Fandom. OTPs, shipping, crying when one of his OTPs becomes Canon... he is the ultimate fanboy.

Lea: instagram. Fashion, weapons and videos of herself training (and looking fabulous while doing it).

Hades to Akin

Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".

Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?

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maboon12

5 years ago

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

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maboon12

6 years ago

freddie : i dropped 35 pounds in like a month, just by cutting out beer.

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roger : giving up beer must have been hard.

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freddie : not really. i just replaced it with vodka.

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maboon12

5 years ago

Athena, explaining why Dionysus should drink water: Water solves all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water! Clear skin? Drink water.

Ares, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them!

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maboon12

5 years ago

Them: what are your plans for the future? :)

Me: I am going to have three sons and name them hades, poseidon and zeus, and teach them all about the underworld, sea, and sky respectively then create a time travel machine and send them back to Ancient Greece with iPhones and beats by dre so they confuse everyone

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maboon12

6 years ago

1975/queen first visit to 🇯🇵

▷ It’s a detailed explanation from here.

Reading the leisurely person!👺 ▶︎ I’ll explain the aspects that everyone has! 🤗

▷ Freddie👉天狗👺（A tengu）  …………..> A long-nosed goblin😈 Tengu is a legendary creature that is said to be a god or a youkai passed down in Japan. ▶︎

Roger👉般若（A mask of a female demon（Hannya））  ………> The face of a woman with jealousy and grudge…😱 And It is a word expressing “wisdom” in Sanskrit. ▷

Brian👉ひょっとこ（A distorted male mask（Hyottoko））  ………> It means “God to protect the fire”. In Japan it is often used for festivals and others.🤗 ▶︎

John👉翁（Old manmask（Okina）） ………> It is regarded as the face nearest to God or face of God, celebrating longevity.👴 It seems to be the most gentle in the mask.

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maboon12

5 years ago

Poseidon: yes, I'm a douche. But I'm a high quality douche

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maboon12

5 years ago

*before that whole kidnapping affair*

Demeter, to Hades: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Persephone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay FOREVER?

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