Okay guys I want everyone to hear me out on this one okay? Bruce may be rich but he was still raised in new jersey. I need you all to know the only reason he doesn't act or sound like it is because he was raised in high society. I need you to know that I firmly believe his internal monolog in no way matches any actual words he says out loud or anything he would actually do.
*the JL arguing over how to go about getting information from some criminal*
Hal: okay and how would YOU go about this spooky?
Bruce, in his head: I say we force the information out of him, light him on fire and throw him in the harbor, where he will continue to burn because Gotham is a shit hole and the water is so polluted we have to out source water for the fire fighters.
Bruce, actually speaking: we follow protocol and turn him over to whatever law enforcement that has jurisdiction over him.
*bruce and Clark arguing over something petty in their personal lives*
Clark, trying to end the fight somewhat amicably: I just don't love it, but I will respect your opinion on the matter
Bruce, in his head: and I 'just don't love' that you're acting like a little bitch about it BUT HERE WE ARE FUCK FACE
Bruce, out loud: Hn, let's move on
*batfam comms during a slow night*
Dick: do you think the rogues finally figured out that they could spend their time doing something more productive to avoid getting their asses kicked?
Bruce, internally: i doubt they'd be able to figure that shit out if it jerked them off and bit them in the ass
Jason, three blocks over: are you fucking kidding me? Most of them wouldn't be able to figure that out if it came to them as a swift kick to the head, let alone a stray fucking thought
Bruce: hood, language.
Bruce, internally: that's my fucking boy :)
Song in my head 24/7? I’d have to say teenage dirtbag by wheatus!
No pressure tags ^^:
@ask-thelittleheros
@awesomepeoplehangingouttogether
@caterpie
@drenched-in-sunlight
@dezmik
@dinosaursattheprom
Doomsday by Lizzie McAlpine
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Batman dog owner vs Superman cat owner
the batkids are strong in their own rights. they're used to protecting their friends and loved ones. they are the protective one in their teams.
however, whenever Bruce is around, all of a sudden they became kittens held by the mother. all those protective instincts? gone. they are now with their father and their job is to duck or satay away or run to safety when instructed. jumping in front of harm's way? that's dad's job. them's the rules.
Kay well I started it impulsively and I need feedback
The league sat at the round table, the current active members watching as Batman went through what seemed like yet another presentation. One had to wonder where the hell he was getting them from, they were awfully detailed and usually meant to aid in his lecturing. Hal, having checked himself out of the meeting twenty minutes ago, constructed a small yo-yo that he rolled about in the air next to him. Barry and Clark both found themselves watching the yo-yo. Although Clark at the very least, pretended to pay attention to the man at the head of the table.
Batman, watching the three as they did just about everything but paying attention to him, rolled his eyes. Only to remember that they couldn’t see him do as such under the cowl. Fighting the urge to run a hand through his undoubtedly greasy hair he cleared his throat. Opting to capture their attention instead. Folding his arms and shifting his stars he narrowed his eyes at the three men. They could play with Hal’s damn ring after the meeting. It wasn’t like it’s go anywhere. Unlike Bruce who was ready to book it to the zeta tubes as soon as this meeting was to end.
“I didn’t realize that mission debriefs were that unimportant gentleman.”
Barry was the first to react, stiffening as he snapped his neck over in Bruce’s direction. Leaving the bat to wonder briefly if it pained the speedster to move that quickly unprovoked. Clark was second, he couldn’t help the sheepish grin he gave the bat when he got caught. He knew the importance of their mission debriefings, but that didn’t make Bruce’s portions any less mind numbing. Hal, being the usual nuisance that he was, found that messing with Bruce was just a little more fun than actually listening.
“Sorry spooky. It’s just that you're not very good at keeping it short and sweet.”
Bruce fights the desire to roll his eyes, he could keep things short and sweet. But he chose not to, he preferred to make sure all the important details were in place as they should be. God forbid he left something out and one of these idiots decided that specific part was the most important thing ever to the current debrief case file.
So what’re we thinking so far? Ass or nah
based on that one post
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