As An Alternative To 'sugar, Spice, And Everything Nice'

When I get my thinking cap on AND my big-boy pants on, it's OVER for you bitches!!!!!!!!

I'm so sick and tired of everything.

As a man who was a survivor of being falsely accused of being a rapist BY MY RAPIST, I am rebloging this post.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

I keep losing track of time [I have a dissociative disorder, and I'm autistic] but please trust that I am working on the updates! ^ ^ I hope you guys are having a good day <333 WARNING: blurry photo ahead

rip turbo you wouldve LOVED cabinet man by lemon demon

hello Wreck-It-Ralph (2012) fandom. yes, i too have watched The Video

i cant draw so i thought i would use my below average pixel art skills. yippee

(also i fear if i did not draw/write things i would explode)

various things that did not fit in 150x150:

turbo thinks its embarrassing to frown in front of anybody. so hes just. always smiling??? what is that bitch's problem

twist and turn escaped. let them be alive (they live on the other side of the arcade and try to distance themselves as much as possible from their brother. they are failing miserably)

mr. litwak probably wouldve unplugged turbotime before the crash of 87 because its a pretty buggy game (pun intended). there are five levels/tracks in the game but track 4 just REFUSES to load properly without crashing the whole damn thing. which makes track 5 inaccessible, too. only nerdiest of nerdy nerds know about that though (truly the turbotime equivalent of map 256), so everybody just thinks theres only 3 tracks

turbo himself can be pretty buggy (i look at the camera with a knowing smirk). 1. sometimes his winning sprite just stays on screen even after a new track has begun and 2. sometimes the "turbotastic" soundbite just repeats endlessly. for hours

turbo, twist, and turn all hate eachother equally. they were fighting CONSTANTLY

turbo has eyebags because he practices ALL THE FUCKING TIME

when turbo loses ONCE (probably because of either a bad player or due to his massive fucking ego) he goes into jealousy spiral for like a month afterwards. which includes the five stages of grief

BONUS!!!!!! everytime i look at that sketch i cry and throw up. help me pixel art lesbians

bonus 2!!!!!!

Idgaf if this is cringe or sounds like 'bait', I am saying this to myself and the void more than I am ANY of you. I am a circus creature, I have always been a circus creature, I will always be a circus creature, I will die a circus creature. This is what I was meant to be, this is what I always have been. I was meant to trot up on my little circus stage and do my little dumb clown dog tricks and anyone I've ever came into contact with is suppose to clap and laugh and give me treats and pats for my performances. I am a circus creature. 🐾🐕🎪

[Art is by Stepswitcher on picrew]