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UPDATE about the AU's,, remember when I had said 'Turbo centric'?,, I wanted to clear something up because it came back to me and I keep forgetting it: there is three AUs, two are from Turbo's POV, and one is either gonna be from Ralph's or the twins POV and Turbo isn't *really* gonna be a main character outside of like,, mentions and being briefly interacted with [don't quote me on that if I change this l8tr down the line],,But I just wanted to clear that up. A bigger post [and shortly after, more individualized posts] about the AUs will be up hopefully soon,, though life's been a bit uhh,, hard to handle as of l8t, I'll do my best to get those out soon, trust 🙏 -Turbo

I'm Tired.

I'm tired of reaching out.

Only to be met with the same closed doors.

I'm tired of crying to the same person.

I'm tired of groveling at the same people who hurt me.

Who drove me to this point.

I wouldn't feel this way if I never met them.

You hurt me.

You all hurt me.

I needed you,

and you hurt me.

You hurt me after everything we went through.

You didn't believe me when I cried.

You raised me when no one else would. And then shut me out when I begged to be let in.

You encouraged me to be creative while mocking my every step.

I'm tired of screaming into the void.

Only to have my voice lost admits the streams.

I'm tired.

NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

this isn't the place for it but holy FUCK, i am so high rn, wtf,i just wanna talk about it to friends but considering im on this hellsite do you think i have any? no, so here I am, screaming into the obis about how high i am AAAAAHHHHH

Okay, I just need to get alllll of this out here because if I wait any longer, it's never gonna happen.

UPDATES ABOUT THE AUS, AS IN HERE ARE THE AUS AND BASICALLY WHAT THEY ARE;

Protag!AU is an AU where turbo is the protagonist [as in he is in Ralph's position from the first movie], he is an 8-bit game character, BUT! Vanellope replaces Turbo from the first movie in this AU [she is also an 8-bit game character in this one] she causes the roadblasters incident and then goes into hiding. Fix-it Felix comes along [I'm thinking high-rez, maybe it's a sort of love letter to 'the classics'] and Vanny takes Ralph's spot, making him a glitch. And that's all you get to know about this one for now!

KCSona!AU is an AU where sugar rush and Fix-it Felix Jr are plugged in around the same time,, king candy gets jealous of roadblasters-roadblasters incident happens, he goes into hiding, Turbotime gets plugged in, KC codes himself into it as a fucked lookin Turbo [it's his Turbotimesona don't bully him >:[/j ] but the real Turbo still spawns and is now a Glitch. Ralph does his whole thing from the first movie, except he lands in turbotime instead of sugar rush. And The Twins take Vanny's place in this AU because one:I said so, and Two: Vanny is fucking dead in this universe...woops

TurboBreaker!AU is a respawn AU where, after Vanny wins and resets the game, it tries to respawn Turbo,, but his code was so fucked that not only did it reset him-it retextured him as well [his code is such a mess so he still has some cybug parts in him but now he's younger, doesn't know where the hell he is, and is jawbreaker themed]

Turbotime Reunion AU, this AU takes place in the present day. [I say no RBTI, the characters of sugar rush are just homeless now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯] But anyways, Turbotime finds itself a new beginning as retro is back in style,, but now with a modern twist I suppose, and with enough eastereggs hidden within the game to keep you throwing money at it. One of these cabinets [I'm thinking it's a bigger cabinet, maybe it takes Vanny's old cabinet spot on the game floor] finds itself in Litwaks Arcade, and you follow these new, revampt teen racers as they trek through agitated waters and help heal old wounds for the OG cast.

Ty sm for listening to this,, I know I said I was gonna do like graphics and shit-And I still am! But those are gonna have to wait for these AUs proper, individual posts later. I just really needed to tell you guys about them because I knew if I waited, they wouldn't exist. So I hope this is exciting for you guys!! Ttyl!!!

I'm still polishing up a few bits and bobs to give to you guys as a sort of proof of concept,, buuuut! I have made a turbo playlist, it's a bit short and it's still a work in progress but I hope you guys enjoy it!!

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