ANOTHER Hamter? In THIS ECONOMY?!?!

if I was a skeleton I would make everything I said somehow relate back to being a skeleton

so like if something is disappointing, that's not a bummer, that's a boner. or if someone throws a crazy party, that's not a rager, that's a boner. or if somebody wins a competition, they're not a winner, they're a boner. or if

Nyuuuuu th kitteh qwq

(Cat comes and sits on my lap)

+1 Cat

(I move the smallest amount imaginable)

-1 Cat

I just read the word fentanyl on something and immediately started humming murder every 1 u know im so done

Based off of your four most recently used emojis, how will the start of the new year treat you?

Spring break is coming up! Your last three recently used emojis are how you'll be spending it

So I fbs bdcxdbkv

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Reblog to make it die faster

Liking scene and having sensory issues is so funny bc I’ll wear neon everything and put neon rainbow checkers on everything and listen to deathcore and speedcore and brostep but if I’m in a room where the lights are a little too bright and the people talk a little too loud suddenly I have no energy and I can’t think