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11 months ago

i wanted to see you naked // wanted to see you scream // wanted to kiss your skin and your everything // i wanted to be your woman, i wanted to be your man // i wanted to be the one that you could understand

in other words: HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL THE SICK PUPPIES OUT THERE

2 years ago

scenario prompts for preparing a wonderful meal together

in a polyamorous relationship:

A is sick, so B and C decide to make soup for them and share their concerns on A's health

it's A's birthday and B and C are cooking a surprise meal together

all partners cook together and there's chaos in the kitchen

alternatively:

i see you struggling with cooking so i join to help you out

we both don't know how to cook but let's just try i've heard it's fun

i'm going to teach you how to cook because 'no offence but you're not very good at it'

we just want to try a new hobby together and cooking seems like a good option

we're cooking for a good cause (donation, etc)

we're a couple who are all about food and try different techniques to explore the vast realm of cooking

let's skip the restaurant and cook instead for our date

i'm dating a chef

1 year ago

excuse me? EXCUSE ME? why would noah and hozier do this to me? THEY SOUND SO GOOD TOGETHER hold on i need 7-10 business days to process

1 year ago

I don't know what this trend or challenge is but I know they won. [tiktok: theharbinsisters]

5 months ago

“So mermaids and sirens are two different species?” “Just so. My people, what you call mermaids or merfolk, share a common ancestor to you humans, making us distant cousins. What you call sirens, however, are fish that evolved to look and sound like humans to attract their favorite prey.”

1 year ago
1 year ago

feliz día de la independencia!!

10 months ago

team usa shuffling away to try and let japan take a team photo with their gold medal and then shuffling back when japan is like NO COME BACK

1 year ago

:-“Navigating through new relationship” prompts-:

(I AM SO SOFT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, OK BUT TAG ME WHEN YOU WRITE THESE :)

Requested by: Anonymous

By @me-writes-prompts

Asking before kissing or even touching(this applies to any stage of relationship really)

^^ “Can I kiss you, please?”

Meeting each other's friends/family

^^“I’m nervous.” “Don’t be. I’m sure they’ll like you. Hell, they’ll love you.”

Having an intimate talk about the bedroom scenes(don't skip this people!)

Communicating about feelings

^^“I didn’t like the way they were looking at you. I hope you can understand what I’m trying to say.”

Talking face-to-face than texting

Spending time alone from each other

^^Making enough time for other one

“Are you sure you want to do this? Like sure, sure?” “Yeah. Yeah, I’ve been wanting to do this with you forever.”

“You weren’t uncomfortable back there, right? I just wanted to make sure you were all right.” “No, no, I wasn’t. Thank you for doing that.”

*while comforting the other one* “Hey, hey, look at me. It’s okay, I’m here. Shh. Look at me. You don’t have to be scared okay? I’m here to help you.”

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