I Need To Be Stabbed Or Tongue Kissed, Preferably Both

tbh my nails would look REALLY good around his dick.

why is your profile name mom wants me dead?

My favorite song is my mother wants me dead by carolesdaughter ♡

[P.S. I don't know my real mom so I know she really doesn't]

people seem to forget that my DMs are open to anyone. Literally I really don’t care if anyone wants to start a random conversation or ask me some questions I won’t bite (unless you like that)

It’s funny to me when people are like “i’m a ( insert character who has done literally nothing wrong ) apologist” like bro. I’m a scott pilgrim apologist

LET ME SUCK IT BROOO

‘Your a gas leak and I’m a woodhouse, so we’ll both go up in flames

You are running, you keep falling and you keep saying we’re the same’

damn my dick is missing

I will take him away

Noone can take Rocky away from me.

Some say Rocky is overrated.

I SAY HE IS THE BEST CREATURE EVER!!

*BLEH*

Alexa, commit mass genocide

this is so funny.