reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
Oh nooo I just can't stop myseeelff 👁️🫦👁️
The vacuum just ate a cat toy and now it’s rattling and I really don’t know what to do bc it’s loud and annoying and I’m gonna try to get it out
I honestly love vacuuming because like noice canceling headphones blasting music and nice repetitive motions? Yes. The best combination to torment the little people in my brain.
Problem?? NOT MY PROBLEM ‼️‼️
I am lasagna, god of gay
My phone knows me so well
Open tags :)
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
The only thing I have left is my children
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I stopped paying attention for like 4 days and this is what happens.
Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!
Actually I’m going to a hag wedding next week so I might try to wear something like that bc the delusions are staying I can make it before next Saturday
Favourite Designs: Frieda Lepold "A Knights Dress" Haute Couture Gown
I like how Alex Kralie is one of those characters that just. exudes transness. like you can headcanon him as transfem and everyone goes HELL YEAH. you can headcanon him as transmasc and everyone goes HELL YEAH. you can headcanon him as nonbinary and everyone goes HELL YEAH, or any other trans identity. he just gives trans and I like that about him