When You’re A Group Of Tiny Bug Aliens Giving The Performance Of A Lifetime In Hope Of Being Spared

Bulma, Krillin, and Videl all being completely aware that their love interests weren't entirely human and knowingly choosing to be monsterfuckers anyway, versus Chi-Chi who thought her husband was a completely normal guy who just happened to have a tail

Esto realmente representa la vibra de Yoichi con su hermano.

All for One and One for All

Soy un mantelope en la vida.

A herd of Mantelopes are grazing along a grassy hillside.

Existential Mantelope 1: I’m telling you, worshiping The Qu really turned my life around!

Existential Mantelope 2: Have you lost your mind? If a fly shows back up here, I’ll show it everything I learned in the Hooved Resistance’s militia drills! Hyah!

Nihilistic Mantelope: Won’t you guys give it a rest? Nothing even matters any-*gets used as a ramp by Absurdist Mantelope riding a log down the hill*

Right now, Maduro just made it so that Venezuelans can't get back inside Venezuela with an expired passport... and how do you get a new passport? Simple, you have to be inside the country to ask for it. How do you get in the country, then? You need a special paper that the consulates and embassies can give you.

Only they just cut relationships with many of the countries where a lot of Venezuelans emigrate to, which means no consulates or embassies. So basically, if you're in those countries, you are left stateless.

This means they very passive-agressively just banished several millions of people.

Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.

En: ..Elaborate?

Izuku: I haven't died yet

En: That's not how it works-

Daigoro: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die

Dragon Ball Couples as Disney Couples (HEADCANON)

i think my favorite "raditz-gets-brought-back-somehow" au is the idea that he accidentally gets brought back when goten is a kid and while everyone else is understandably wary given the last time he was around (even if they're no longer afraid of him because EVERYONE is a million times stronger than him) goten latches onto him like a goddamn leech. constantly hanging from his hair and poking at him and following him around and whatnot. calls him "mr. radish" that eventually changes to "uncle radish" when someone finally tells him his relation to goku. raditz is NOT happy about this at ALL but he really can't do anything because goten is a fucking super saiyan and could annihilate raditz with his pinky finger. so he just has to deal with it. and eventually things sort of smooth out and raditz becomes goten's weird gruff uncle that just kind of sits there while goten crawls all over him and gets all bristly when someone accuses him of caring about another person. and i say he's goten's uncle specifically because i think if he and gohan come within 50 feet of each other gohan goes mystic and stands there radiating the world's most tangible rage until raditz fucking skedaddles. gohan's gentle heart vs. the fact that raditz was quite literally the domino that triggered the absolute horror that was his childhood FIGHT

What if the Tournament of Power in the Universal Survival Arc were similar to the Hunger Games?

It has a familiar theme of fighting for survival, but instead of kicking ppl off the ring ‘smash bros’ style, it’ll expand more on actual survival skills and not just fighting. The GODs would determine the winner by ‘Survival of the Fittest’!, which Universe is worthy & fit enough to live! A magnificent spectacle for the GODs, that is until their Universe gets erased

It’ll take place on a designated indestructible arena or a straight up planet with barriers, packed with variety of wildlife and ecosystems, your job is to survive! Not only from combat with other contestants, but the harsh conditions of the arena too. Frozen Tundras, Deathly Deserts, Woeful Wastelands, F*ckYouEverythingWantsToEatYou Jungles, you name it! To add more suspense, the Zenos can alter the arena with their IPad thingies. The whole tournament will be monitored and televised thoroughly for days, available to watch for all Universes.

The Rules:

•Mostly similar rules with the OG, power-ups & fusions allowed, NO Flight except for winged ppl, it’ll be more of a challenge to get around. Vehicles/Animals are allowed because I miss the Toriyama bizarre transportation themes.

•Healing items are allowed, eg: Senzu Beans, Capsules. Similar to Hunger Games, extra items can be sent to the contestants, from GODs, Spectators from back home, but there’s a limit. (Zeno be watchin 👁👁)

•Screw it, weapons are allowed, the point of the Tournament is who can survive whatever they’re thrown into. So, go absolutely ballistic, contestants! (eg: The Power Pole would be an amazing weapon! And it’s a nostalgic comeback!)

•Like the Hunger Games, you can kill other contestants. (It’ll be so cool and gives out a feeling of dread, to show the fallen contestants in big hologram screens in the sky of the arena with dystopian Omni-King anthems) But even if it’s allowed, try not to kill your own Universe contestants, the Universe with the most survivors win! Or if only one survives.

•One limitless hidden test wish to the winner. A selfish wish would get you erased, even after what you’ve been through to survive.

Cool things to mention:

•Goku could show off more than fighting, his survival skills, that he learnt since he’s small from living in the mountains!

•The other Zfighters have exemplary survival skills too, they’ve trained in various harsh environments on Earth, that aided their physical, spiritual and mental state. Eg, A17 ranges a damn Monster Island, Piccolo hangs out in Wastelands and survives only on water, Tien trains in the high mountains, etc

•Smart Contestants like Universe 3 could show off how intelligence & Tech can provide an advantage in survival too, like in Hunger Games

•Hit The Assassin would be a f*ckin menace

•Idk, most of them are a menace when I think about it (Universe 11 is still a big threat)

•There are Wolf & Fox-like, humanoid creatures in Universe 9, so they’re perfect for this setting

•I wanna see how Caulifla’s street smarts, crime gang abilities take affect in the survival Tournament

•In Hunger Games, it’s normal to team up with other Districts and betrayal comes after. So diff Universe teaming up and betraying eachother would be a sight to see, Frieza betraying Frost would have much more impact!

•Instead of being heavily prohibited, Frost’s poison would work WONDERS

•Finally, I just wanna see Frieza scavenge for crabs in rivers like the actual lizard he is or sum shid

“May the Odds be ever in Your Favour”

As always, I’m not putting down the OG Tournament Of Power, I’m just doing a harmless What-If👍 Feel free to contribute or give constructive feedback!

Edit: NOW WITH ART, I’ll keep adding more if I have any

These aren't boobs! These are chest muscles😳

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, DIOS MÍO, CUANTO AMO ESTÉ SHIPP.

kudou and yoichi are the tragic old man yaoi EVER

what do you MEAN kudou could have and should have killed yoichi but instead saved him when the rest of the world turned their backs on him

what do you MEAN they were only together for two months before All for One murdered Yoichi in front of Kudou's eyes?

what do you MEAN that their connection created One for All - the literal embodiment of hope for generations to come?

what do you MEAN that when Kudou died his essense lived on in the space he created for and because of Yoichi?

what do you MEAN that, even after death, they could be together again?

what do you MEAN that their love LITERALLY SAVES THE WORLD