How Horrible I'm Not At All Excited

augustus back again with his dramatic ass

Alice: we shouldn't get more involved in this

Sam & Celia: we need to investigate

Colin:

Ladybug has a public twitter and a private twitter that only Chat Noir can follow.  Chat Noir is a messy bitch and puts all of his shit out there on main.

Ladybug on Main: Akuma spotted at Montparnasse Tower. Stay safe Paris!  Chat Noir and I are on it.

Ladybug on Private: hawkmoth can suck my dick doesn’t he know about finals?

Chat Noir on Main: hawkmoth out here catching Ls when he should be catching Zs.  isn’t it past your bedtime old man?

Sometimes Chat takes screenshots of LB’s private posts and shares them.  Half of Paris believes they’re authentic and the other half think he’s just fucking around.

Chat Noir on Main: a superhero’s gotta eat

QT: Screenshot: Ladybug on Private: taking care of ya’ll is a full time job somebody start writing me checks

Ladybug firmly denies these tweets are from her then @’s Chat on private and calls him a snitch.

he told him he was never broken after finally understanding his fundamental pain cause he had to drag himself from the lowest point to the very top alone and injured😭

I feel like in a series full of childhood trauma we just heard childhood trauma: the episode

i need to stare at a wall for a bit

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room

don't plagiarise kids

spoilers for episode 5!!!! anyways aaaaaa luz needs to learn how to be loved