Some Soft Tdiz

contrary to popular belief black cats are good luck actually because they are baby

“You’re complicated. You need someone who gets that about you.”

— Lev Grossman

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

Ladybug has a public twitter and a private twitter that only Chat Noir can follow.  Chat Noir is a messy bitch and puts all of his shit out there on main.

Ladybug on Main: Akuma spotted at Montparnasse Tower. Stay safe Paris!  Chat Noir and I are on it.

Ladybug on Private: hawkmoth can suck my dick doesn’t he know about finals?

Chat Noir on Main: hawkmoth out here catching Ls when he should be catching Zs.  isn’t it past your bedtime old man?

Sometimes Chat takes screenshots of LB’s private posts and shares them.  Half of Paris believes they’re authentic and the other half think he’s just fucking around.

Chat Noir on Main: a superhero’s gotta eat

QT: Screenshot: Ladybug on Private: taking care of ya’ll is a full time job somebody start writing me checks

Ladybug firmly denies these tweets are from her then @’s Chat on private and calls him a snitch.

✨✨✨CATRADORA CANON QUEENS✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Georgie as always picking up strays and inviting them to stay with her

I absolutely love whoever came up with the titles for the Wolf 359 soundtrack.

You have your Absurd

Your Classic W359

The Doughnut Saga

And some Whopping Big Moods

BOOOOOO(p)!!! 👻

Reblog if you want to be booped! ♡

Messy catradora comic because season 4 was freakin good!

rusty quill i present

✨The Magnus Archives as onion headlines part 1 (?)✨

jon:

martin:

tim:

sasha:

melanie:

georgie:

basira:

daisy:

elias/jonah:

peter:

Edit:

(Image Description: several screenshots of article titles. They read:

Jon: “Scientists Baffled By Man’s Ability to Fuck Up Every Time.”

Martin: “Man Who Thought He’d Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn’t Even Know He Had.”

Tim: “When I Die, I’m Going To Haunt The Fuck Out Of You People.”

Sasha: “Fast-Learning New Hire Gains Quick Grasp Of How Terrible Job Is.”

Melanie: “Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back.”

Georgie: “Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She’s Just Saying.”

Basira: “As Chief Of Police, I Believe Even 500 Murders Is Too Many.”

Daisy: “Violence: Is It The Answer?”

Elias/Jonah: “Asshole Admits To Being Asshole In Supreme Asshole Move.”

Peter: “Hungover Man Horrified To Learn He Had Made Dozens Of Plans Last Night.”

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