#WTFyouguys

The whole “the bard seduces the dragon” thing is only implausible if you’re assuming that all dragons are wise and powerful ancient wyrms.

This ain’t necessarily the case: D&D dragons have age categories.

Maybe that dragon is only two hundred years old – which is the equivalent of like twentysomething in human terms – and therefore makes bad life decisions.

Maybe your bard can be one of those bad life decisions.

If the Dark Lord isn't "up to the task" do you go to hubby Lestrange or not even then?

Bellatrix: I haven’t slept with Rodolphus since… well… huh… I think… hmm…

Rodolphus: *Unamused* Not since our wedding night.

Bellatrix: Ha! It’s really been that long!

Rodolphus: *Glares*

I mean……good job for passing a bill to prevent it…..but….the fact that they had to create a bill……..baffling

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