Mentally Exhausted And Feeling Like A Slug

Quidditch Headcanon

So I’ve seen a few headcanons where someone yells out, “Knock on wood,” before a match and everyone whacks Oliver with their brooms

Whilst this very much amuses me, in Britain (or at least England) it’s more common to say ‘touch wood’

So I instead believe that they all yell this out and then either:

Pat his head in a really patronising manner

All solemnly put their hands on his shoulder whilst he looks beyond bewildered

Or  they all (lightly) slap him as quickly as they can

When signs start a fight

DUE, I won’t start a fight:

LEO, LIBRA, PISCES

I will definitely finish one:

CANCER, VIRGO, SCORPIO

Oh I will start a fight, YOU WANNA F*CKIN GO?!

ARIES, GEMINI, AQUARIUS

Watches silently while chewing popcorn:

TAURUS, SAGITTARIUS, CAPRICORN

Too spicy?

Aw, this is cute.

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, April 18, 1923  

Amy ‘very-chill’ Santiago → Requested by @sergeantames

teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults

Fun zodiac facts here!