If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic
first time drawing stormbros together (๑^ᴗ^๑)
(the joke hits better if u're a chronically online brazilian)
gifts to get your local fictionkin
Cosplay of themself
License to do anything they want
100k dollars cash
Money
Spikes to put the heads of their enemies on
Cool looking rock
if being gay was still in the DSM you people would argue about how you have to be diagnosed with gay or else you're fakeclaiming
every time i see anything blue pink and white i think "oh transgender" and this makes the world so beautiful. pink/blue/white packing peanuts? well now they are packer penus
this but i stole it from twitter
the fact that straight men like boobs is like the most obvious thing ever but witnessing a straight man liking boobs irl felt almost unbelievably cliche like seeing a mouse eating cheese or a dog peeing at a fire hydrant
wait did something happen to Jesus
i love my gf ★ spiritual fictionkin ★ all pronouns
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