Word Prompt: Briefing

(to someone on the bus who i've never met before but seems kinda shy) well, well, well. why the FUCK are you showing your face here again? (i look furious for a second, and then start beaming and punch them on the arm) ahhhhh, just MESSING WITH YA!!! HAHAHA! THAT'S MY GUY!!! Seriously, though, what business do you have coming back to this town, you lying freak? i TOLD you what'd happen the next time i saw you. a BIG HUG!!!! YAY!!! (i do not hug them) now, are you buying or selling? buying or selling, bud? we've got like ten seconds here. are you buying or selling???? no you can't say neither we've gotta move a lot of cargo here before we get married

"Did you want to talk, Atsushi-kun~?"

i love seeing "rip (kintype/fictive name) you would have loved (thing)" type things because like i'm right here. but i can't decide if it's funnier when they're right or when they're wrong

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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

a valentines day piece i did on twt, chuutross ft jealous dazai ‼️

Chuuya's jealousy is more like stewing in the bitterness of the betrayal. Like "I still know him better than anyone" when he sees Dazai laughing with someone else.

Dazai's is more overt, he knows deep down that he changed things . Yet, he can't help but walk over and do something, even if it's just to enrage Chuuya bc that means his slug's eyes are on him.

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

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