Admiring The Wood Beam In My Ceiling #mybeam

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

why would you tag me in this😢

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

Finally...

Sigmatsu wedding can be real

Bonus without the edits because they're very cute:

(person with normal hobbies and interests voice) hey do you guys wanna see some good screenshots from my screenshots folder

fashion design practice with my beautiful cancelled wife serial number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N

rappa is a really good character because they intoduce her and you're like "haha what a weirdo what's wrong with her" and then the game goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

Very hot today...

Lol, good stuff.

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